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Where is the weirdest place you have ever fucked?

NeverBeenKnotted23 said:
I might go to hell, but in a church over the alter........full on buggery with the bishop while being watched by a vicar who also had a turn. Always been what I fantasise over now, other than my zoo adventures.
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Sometimes you can just read people, after talking to them for a while... We were at a dinner event with a priest from some local church or diocese I don't recall, It was not specifically a church event, he just attended it, still dressed officially, I'm not really a religious person, but we got to talking about cars, and a few other subjects, some banter, and jokes, as he ended up sitting next to me at the table. We, as in like five of us in that area of the table, had been talking about WWF, like i said this was years ago before WWE was a thing, and somehow we ended up comparing the women wrestlers, as most of us present were guys...

I kinda noticed he seemed to know who we were talking about even though he wasn't saying a lot, more less just nodding, laughing politely, and a tidbit here or there, but i didn't get a drop of confusion from his face, and as we were all talking about big scenes and events we had witnessed watching it, i actually asked him if he remembered when Chyna had jumped on someone and burst one of her implants, and he got red, and smiled and said he actually had, and thought it was pretty funny, and that she should have known better than to do that.... Dude the looks on the faces of the other guys around me was epic, in disbelief i had asked a fricking priest that, and he had actually answered it that way.

One of them actually pulled me aside after we ate and asked me why i thought it was ok to talk to a priest like that, and i told him, well obviously it was ok because he knew all about it, so he must have been watching it too.

Im sure im leaving details out, but yea, that IS a true story....
 
CrossedDestiny said:
Sometimes you can just read people, after talking to them for a while... We were at a dinner event with a priest from some local church or diocese I don't recall, It was not specifically a church event, he just attended it, still dressed officially, I'm not really a religious person, but we got to talking about cars, and a few other subjects, some banter, and jokes, as he ended up sitting next to me at the table. We, as in like five of us in that area of the table, had been talking about WWF, like i said this was years ago before WWE was a thing, and somehow we ended up comparing the women wrestlers, as most of us present were guys...

I kinda noticed he seemed to know who we were talking about even though he wasn't saying a lot, more less just nodding, laughing politely, and a tidbit here or there, but i didn't get a drop of confusion from his face, and as we were all talking about big scenes and events we had witnessed watching it, i actually asked him if he remembered when Chyna had jumped on someone and burst one of her implants, and he got red, and smiled and said he actually had, and thought it was pretty funny, and that she should have known better than to do that.... Dude the looks on the faces of the other guys around me was epic, in disbelief i had asked a fricking priest that, and he had actually answered it that way.

One of them actually pulled me aside after we ate and asked me why i thought it was ok to talk to a priest like that, and i told him, well obviously it was ok because he knew all about it, so he must have been watching it too.

Im sure im leaving details out, but yea, that IS a true story....
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They are just human after all.......
 
I have all kinds of hidden places in my town. I use to take friends and dates to many of them. But lately theybe just for myself. Quiet little gems that are away from people.

One of my most memorable places I'd did a lot of fucking was on the roof of a movie theater. It was very old and had no cameras so I would go up the fire escape ladder around the side which led to the roof. Never saw anyone up there since not many would go there.

The roof access door handle was broken and held by a chain. Not being secured well you can just un-loop it and walk right in, join a movie for free. Id take dates there all the time. And we sometimes fuck in the seats, in the stairwell and on the roof since there was a overhang that shielded you up there. It was always fun

Eventually it was torn down and so that place was lost. But another place not far is an off-the-trail in the woods kinda place inside of a 7ft drain pipe. Massive place that people don't know about. Ive taken friends there and would cum on the graffiti a lot. I'm sort of an urban Explorer lol
 
suchada said:
In a dark alley, very close to a busy walking area
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about 3 weeks ago i fucked a young hot latina girl in the grass behind a tree right next to the jogging trail at night. cars were passing and everything. was soo hot. my dog sat and watch tied to the other tree. we then went back to my car and my dog fucked her. it was amazing. best experience so far. wish i could see her agian. but haven't heard from her.
 
How do I explain this?
I have a Secret Side Room off of my Bedroom’s Closet that leads underneath my Staircase that I’ve decorated to be a cozy and horny Man-Cave. It may be small, but we made it work.
 
not sure that weird given this forum but a barn and or tack room, with human and animal females. Also once a gal I met at a horse show, in a stock trailer.
 
kyhorse said:
Seemed pretty clear? He bred me repeatedly in the horse trailer on the highway
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I thought that. I just meant if you could write more about it.
I guess it could be a challenge for both of you to literally bump on the Highway
 
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