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What would you do if you were caught having sex with animals?

Meg97 said:
Hypothetically If someone catch me having sex with dog I will say something like:
"Please don't disturb! Don't you see we are knotted now and we can't move? Please wait until we finish. Besides.. we all are animals so what's your problem?? Goddamit!!!" ?
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This girl just waited and then took a drink, offering to join her.
(found this photo, perhaps on the old BeastForum)

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I probably would have done what I did, which was get off the cow and listen to the entire speech in silence, with my head down. No explanation would have helped at this point and would probably have only made things worse.😔

ps. Unfortunately, it is not always possible to keep/hide some secrets.
 
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Meg97 said:
Hypothetically If someone catch me having sex with dog I will say something like:
"Please don't disturb! Don't you see we are knotted now and we can't move? Please wait until we finish. Besides.. we all are animals so what's your problem?? Goddamit!!!" ?
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Don't disturb me, mom is working now. :ROFLMAO: (y)
 
I have been caught, all you could do was put your head down as what else can you do with a knot deep in you? We talked bout it, it became a secret between us and I kept doing it, they knew about it and life went on
 
LorseHover said:
There's a documentary called Donkey Love, it's one of the most entertaining things I've ever seen. This guy explains that his donkey gets him in trouble with his wife when he comes home late at night, clothes full of hair around the hips and waist. His wife is like 'he doesn't want to be with me but he does visit that donkey', the guy explaining the benefits of not having to buy donkey new shoes and such.. Highly recommend but I don't know where you can find it nowadays. Should have aired at Sydney film festival but a few days before they decided not to.


Anyways if I'd be caught it would be standing on a mounting block behind a mare.. Probably pull up my pants and step down followed by awkward silence and sorry you saw this.. the rest would depend entirely on who they are and how they respond. Way way back someone walked in on me fooling around with my girl, I wasn't caught red handed, pants still on but she knew exactly what I was doing. I think it just confirmed what she already thought as she commented before when I was cuddling 'that's intimate, very intimate' in a sort of disapproving tone.
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I had to jump off my friendly cow when I heard Dad's hob nail boots on the concrete outside the byre....luckily I only had my cock out of my fly and ready to mount..
 
CowPussy said:
Yes I think she may have watched for a while. I am pretty sure she did but don't know for how long. Yes was super embarrassed and never went back to the house until dinner time. When thinking about it later it really turned me on knowing that my Mum was watching me fucking a cow.
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I think she may be or was a Zoo! Just never said anything. Why would you tell your parents Vise versa.
 
DobieDogo said:
me and my buddy got caught fucking a dude’s mare when we were teenagers… Thankfully I had already nutted in her and was rubbing her cheeks while waiting for my friend to finish in her but when the owner opened the doors to the barn at 1:30 AM in the morning and yelled “what’s going on in here“ my buddy slipped out of her and fell to the ground and then time seemed to freeze for a moment before we realized what was happening and then we both came to our senses and bolted out the side door to her stall. I don’t think I’ve ever ran faster in my life!
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I think you have the best story on here so far. I’m imagining which place it could Have been at. But what got his attention at that time?
 
Once my beloved and I were almost caught. We were doing this in the forest on one of the unpopular routes.
But suddenly I heard a cracking branch and quickly climbed down from her. A minute later, two tourists came out from behind the bushes. Of course, an "interesting" picture awaited them. I was all worked up and my mare with her tail raised high.😅 But luckily they said hello and passed by.
P.S. How grateful I am to that holy branch.
 
naughtydog24 said:
I have been caught, all you could do was put your head down as what else can you do with a knot deep in you? We talked bout it, it became a secret between us and I kept doing it, they knew about it and life went on
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Well, lucky you that the person on the otherside was actually an understanding and cool with it.
 
Firstly, that no one is being harmed, secondly, that both parties wanted it, thirdly, that such things happen more often than you might think.
 
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