me and my buddy got caught fucking a dude’s mare when we were teenagers… Thankfully I had already nutted in her and was rubbing her cheeks while waiting for my friend to finish in her but when the owner opened the doors to the barn at 1:30 AM in the morning and yelled “what’s going on in here“ my buddy slipped out of her and fell to the ground and then time seemed to freeze for a moment before we realized what was happening and then we both came to our senses and bolted out the side door to her stall. I don’t think I’ve ever ran faster in my life!
