What would you do if you were caught having sex with animals?

[DarkRasa]

I got nearly caught 1-2 times, but fortunately didn't.

 

[pes]

Depends on who caught you.

 

[DarkRasa]

Depends on who caught you.

What if it’s a member of your family or a friend?

 

[pes]

I have a good reason to think members of my family would be weirded out, but would not try to destroy my life.
So we would maybe talk about it and then let it be.

Some of my friends are zoos, so no issues there.

 

[iwanttobeabottom]

Die

 

[DarkRasa]

Die

Oh my gosh

 

[iwanttobeabottom]

Oh my gosh

It's fine.

It's preferable.

 

[RSampson]

I guess I’d finish. I mean, if I’m already figuratively fucked, I might well go out with a literal fuck, too.

 

[DarkRasa]

I guess I’d finish. I mean, if I’m already figuratively fucked, I might well go out with a literal fuck, too.

True

 

[beast2732]

I guess I’d finish. I mean, if I’m already figuratively fucked, I might well go out with a literal fuck, too.

That was my thinking. However it may be a little difficult to concentrate thinking about what's next.

 

[dartel]

Want to know how in the hell they got into my apartment.

 

[DarkRasa]

Want to know how in the hell they got into my apartment.

 

[iwanttobeabottom]

Want to know how in the hell they got into my apartment.

If someone comes in my apartment unexpectedly, they get complimentary breathing holes installed.

 

[erphy]

I would say that I tripped and fell into the dog this way. I just so happened to have a hard on from watching human porn, its so crazy right?! Just glad everyone is OK!

 

[TrixxxTrixxx]

I'd use my magic spell to make them forget what they saw.

 

[menace]

Become a stowaway

 

[swb1986]

I agree!! Lol

 

[MashaSobaka]

Use the force.

 

[GAThrawn]

Ask Agent K from Men in Black to help them forget.

 

[dog penis]

I got caught one time but I’m pretty sure
he didn’t know what was happening because I had my pants half off with my jacket over my ass plus it was hella dark out when he pointed the flash light on me
But I really don’t know what I would do now probably spill everything

 

[Charpandius]

Ask them to shut the door and knock next time lol

 

[gayqueer]

Try to play it off as playing :3

 

[DarkRasa]

Try to play it off as playing :3

Great plan. But what if it's a sheep or a cow?

 

[gayqueer]

Great plan. But what if it's a sheep or a cow?

If it’s not your farm animal, RUN. (and probably don’t have sex with it!)
but if it was yours, try to convince them that zoophilia isn’t harming anyone!

 

[DarkRasa]

If it’s not your farm animal, RUN. (and probably don’t have sex with it!)
but if it was yours, try to convince them that zoophilia isn’t harming anyone!

Great
I like your thinking

 

[gayqueer]

Great
I like your thinking

Awe thank you <3

 

[KnottedUp99]

Just play it off like..... Damn dog!

 

[darkwolf2k6]

Fake my death. Buy a new identity. Move far, far away. Take my dogs with me.

 

[UsagiRaine]

Depending on who caught me either let them join or fake my death Dx

 

[Activedogcouple]

I really dont know. Bether be carefull that it never happens.