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Honestly, act like I have a personality disorder and call myself another name? take the, im crazy route.
Or perhaps he simply turned a blind eye, like some would. Either way, he was lucky, I wouldn't get that if that was me ?Your father apparently accepted that you fucked cows. So he chose to keep your secret.
If he did the cows too he ought to talk to you about it. So probably not, just accepted how you are ?
You probably is right. Some people just ‘deny’ what they can’t figure out how to handle.Or perhaps he simply turned a blind eye, like some would …
Bump ?I would totally ask them to join haha
Someone, time ago said:queue the ‘it’s not what it looks like!’
The answer might be: "I'm just doing a vaginal exam. Why am I using a penis? Because my fingers aren't long enough.??Someone, time ago said:
When someone says "It is not what it looks like" and "I can explain it" I can asure you two things:
1 - It is exactly what it looks like
2 - No, you can't
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My mind went there some years ago apros a goat I needed to treat with cream as deep as possible?The answer might be: "I'm just doing a vaginal exam. Why am I using a penis? Because my fingers aren't long enough.??
Couldn’t find it, so I rewrite by memory :Someone, time ago said:
When someone says "It is not what it looks like" and "I can explain it" I can asure you two things:
1 - It is exactly what it looks like
2 - No, you can't
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I remember that one recreated on public TV years ago.Couldn’t find it, so I rewrite by memory :
A man was sobbing at the bar, and a friend came and asked, “what has happened”?
He said, “there is something, you simply can‘t explain”
”I had to milk a cow seperated from the others because she had been on medication. She repeatedly knocked of my cap with her tail, so I tied it with a string. Began to milk her and she knocked over the bucket, so I tied her foot to the post. But then she knocked it over with her right foot. I then tied it to the right post with my belt.
Then my trousers dropped down and just at that moment my wife walked into the stable!
There is something you simply can‘t explain!
I’ll go in halves on that with you? Always better ongoing through something like that with someonequeue the ‘it’s not what it looks like!’
Who shot first ?This is why I’m no longer a fence hopper. Someone came out with a gun and I ran like hell
Guess that's what ya get.This is why I’m no longer a fence hopper. Someone came out with a gun and I ran like hell
Yeah I agree with DogluverThis is why I’m no longer a fence hopper. Someone came out with a gun and I ran like hell
I was once asked what those scratches on my back were, ... I fell mom... lolI would say that I tripped and fell into the dog this way. I just so happened to have a hard on from watching human porn, its so crazy right?! Just glad everyone is OK!
I was imagining the scene!!!! lolme and my buddy got caught fucking a dude’s mare when we were teenagers… Thankfully I had already nutted in her and was rubbing her cheeks while waiting for my friend to finish in her but when the owner opened the doors to the barn at 1:30 AM in the morning and yelled “what’s going on in here“ my buddy slipped out of her and fell to the ground and then time seemed to freeze for a moment before we realized what was happening and then we both came to our senses and bolted out the side door to her stall. I don’t think I’ve ever ran faster in my life!
One time my brother caught me, but he just joined me, it was amazingDepends on who caught you.
Would have been lovely if my brother had joined me, he didn’t have the chance, because I hid.One time my brother caught me, but he just joined me, it was amazing