PawsThatRefreshes
Zooville Settler
"This is not the dog fucker you're looking for.."Use the force.
What would you do if you were caught having sex with animals?
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Opened minded
Citizen of Zooville
Oops I did forget that part. The short version, total fear. Caught him looking in the window at us. Had no idea what to expect from him, or what he would do or say.Lucky indeed. Huess you learned to be more careful
And for the purpose of this thread. What was your reaction at that first moment?
And yes, I was much more careful after that.
Achtung1770
Tourist
My dad must have seen me having sex with the cow, I was very excited and didn't hear someone walking behind the door in the cowshed and the door was a little broken at the time and there was a gap of 1.5 fingers and when I was busy with the process, I don't know how long my father was there, but I had sex with the cow for about 45 minutes, and I don't know how much he saw during that time, and after I came several times, I started to get ready and I hear someone coming out of the door and I see a silhouette and then I was very scared and I didn't know what would happen next when I met him, I left the house and came back only in the evening but he didn't say anything After that, I was tense for a while, I thought when he would tell about it, but he decided to remain silent, I was 15 years old at the time, and in general, I only do this at night when everyone at home has already fallen asleep, I was just at home at that time I myself knew that everyone should return in 3 hours, but dad then returned 2.5 hours earlier than I expected.
Knutshack
Citizen of Zooville
You were really lucky
humananimal
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Your father apparently accepted that you fucked cows. So he chose to keep your secret.
If he did the cows too he ought to talk to you about it. So probably not, just accepted how you are
bwc4zoophiles
Tourist
Honestly, act like I have a personality disorder and call myself another name
take the, im crazy route.
take the, im crazy route.
Knutshack
Citizen of Zooville
Or perhaps he simply turned a blind eye, like some would. Either way, he was lucky, I wouldn't get that if that was meYour father apparently accepted that you fucked cows. So he chose to keep your secret.
If he did the cows too he ought to talk to you about it. So probably not, just accepted how you are
humananimal
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
You probably is right. Some people just ‘deny’ what they can’t figure out how to handle.
Knutshack
Citizen of Zooville
Bump
queue the ‘it’s not what it looks like!’
kaliceadog
Tourist
I'm a zoo slut. Would simply say: you don't know that i'm a slut ?" Now you now.
Goattobeloved
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Someone, time ago said:
When someone says "It is not what it looks like" and "I can explain it" I can asure you two things:
1 - It is exactly what it looks like
2 - No, you can't
1Ostwind1
Tourist
The answer might be: "I'm just doing a vaginal exam. Why am I using a penis? Because my fingers aren't long enough.Someone, time ago said:
When someone says "It is not what it looks like" and "I can explain it" I can asure you two things:
1 - It is exactly what it looks like
2 - No, you can't
Goattobeloved
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
My mind went there some years ago apros a goat I needed to treat with cream as deep as possibleThe answer might be: "I'm just doing a vaginal exam. Why am I using a penis? Because my fingers aren't long enough.
But I never considered any third party would buy it if even I knew it was an excuse Hahaha
humananimal
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Couldn’t find it, so I rewrite by memory :Someone, time ago said:
When someone says "It is not what it looks like" and "I can explain it" I can asure you two things:
1 - It is exactly what it looks like
2 - No, you can't
A man was sobbing at the bar, and a friend came and asked, “what has happened”?
He said, “there is something, you simply can‘t explain”
”I had to milk a cow separated from the others because she was given medicine. She knocked my cap off several times with her tail, so I tied it with a string. Began to milk her and she knocked over the bucket, so I tied her foot to the post. But then she knocked it over with her right foot. I then tied it to the right post with my belt.
Then my trousers dropped down and just at that moment my wife walked into the stable!
There is something you simply can‘t explain!
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Goattobeloved
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I remember that one recreated on public TV years ago.
One farmer playing the joke for some sort of "funnies home videos" type of program at the time.
witchside
Tourist
I’ll go in halves on that with you? Always better ongoing through something like that with someone
humananimal
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Who shot first ?
Guess that's what ya get.
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Deleted member 281309
Guest
Yeah I agree with Dogluver
That's what you get, and honestly it’s a miracle you’re alive
if I caught someone having sex with an animal of mine they wouldn’t get away…
humananimal
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
As I wrote in another thread, there is very big differences between countries.
In my country - unless it was in self defence - then I would be charged and convicted for (attempted) murder if I went out and shot a fencehopper.
If the hopper survives he would be charged for sexual misconduct if it could be proved.
In my country - unless it was in self defence - then I would be charged and convicted for (attempted) murder if I went out and shot a fencehopper.
If the hopper survives he would be charged for sexual misconduct if it could be proved.
zetababe
Tourist
Yeah for context I was a lonely horny teenager and it was a family attraction park with a bunch of animals. I wasn’t able to get close to the critters but definitely acted suspiciously. This happened in Australia so it’s pretty rare to get shot here but I tried to learn my lesson. I’d ideally love to build an intimate relationship with an animal now and see what transpires.
I nearly got caught a few years back by my brother but was able to play it off as I typically wrestled with my dog so it didn’t look too out of the ordinary
