What would you do if you were caught having sex with animals?

[Clark Kent]

Do tell some details?

Message me please

 

[Dogspride]

Why regret?

He regrets not cuming/ finishing

 

[Fort24]

Run for the hills

 

[nervous_noob]

Well I guess I'd just run away, change my name, and become a nun. That would be soooo embarrassing

 

[Zim750]

If someone comes in my apartment unexpectedly, they get complimentary breathing holes installed.

That's very kind of you to help people breath better

 

[iwanttobeabottom]

That's very kind of you to help people breath better

Anything I can do to help make the world a better place.

 

[toothfull]

A regular shovel is a universal tool and I have a fairly large backyard

 

[iwanttobeabottom]

A regular shovel is a universal tool and I have a fairly large backyard

I've gotten pretty handy with a pick mattock over the summer; I can pitch in.

Unless your yard has a lot of gnats. That's a non-negotiable. I hate gnats.

 

[toothfull]

we can deal with the gnat problem effectively, depending on the offer

 

[iwanttobeabottom]

we can deal with the gnat problem effectively, depending on the offer

All I have to offer is what I have in my pockets:

Three partially-melted yellow Skittles.
A key of an unknown source.
Pocket lint with bonus crumbs.

 

[toothfull]

All I have to offer is what I have in my pockets:

Three partially-melted yellow Skittles.
A key of an unknown source.
Pocket lint with bonus crumbs.

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I promise I'll get you horse chocolate (made from flax seeds) Skittles are not to healthy, and I promise I'll even sew a pocket for myself

 

[araysn]

Hypothetically If someone catch me having sex with dog I will say something like:
"Please don't disturb! Don't you see we are knotted now and we can't move? Please wait until we finish. Besides.. we all are animals so what's your problem?? Goddamit!!!" ?

Absolutna racja

 

[randomhouston]

Want to know how in the hell they got into my apartment.

lol right!

 

[SukuFukme]

I would ignore and keep going! If they want to join they can if not they'll leave!

 

[TThhoommaass]

Probably move out. To Alaska. Onehundred miles from the nearest person. With a huskie.

 

[TThhoommaass]

It's fine.

It's preferable.

Lmao. Thats not good but it is very funny.

 

[anhinga]

i think it would finally give me the green light to do what i'm intending to do already, i mean by then nothing will really matter... i wished i had more guts and had already put a stop to this existence of mine. if not that, the cancer will win anyways

 

[anhinga]

It's fine.

It's preferable.

indeed

 

[doggystyle20]

Yikes… don’t even want to think about that lol

 

[para255]

Ask if the wane join if not continue luckily my stallions lives at my farm where I live alone

 

[PedroWZ]

Quero saber como diabos eles entraram no meu apartamento.

Etamente .

 

[donkeyluv]

Had the cops show up once randomly since it was at a public stable and they would drive through sometimes on their rounds at night. I crouched in fear for my life. He then drive further down the driveway to the back of the barn and sat there which I thought meant he was watching and waiting to see visual confirmation of me before he could do anything. I was peeking through a crack in the wall scared out of my mind. I don’t know what I would have done had he exited the vehicle. Not sure if he’d have the legal right to enter the building but he left after several minutes.

Also another time I went in the barn at night to do my thing and to my horror there was a stranger in there live-streaming on his phone looking at the animals. I ducked right away. Not sure if he saw me because he looked around for a minute then he left. I was scared I’d have to fight him if he started to mess with the animals or steal stuff.

 

[Carodenius]

Depends on the person and their reaction. If they freaked out, I would just deny the allegations if they talked to other people about it.
If I couldn't deny anything, I would probably just pick up my life and move elsewhere.

 

[roseshose]

Had the cops show up once randomly since it was at a public stable and they would drive through sometimes on their rounds at night. I crouched in fear for my life. He then drive further down the driveway to the back of the barn and sat there which I thought meant he was watching and waiting to see visual confirmation of me before he could do anything. I was peeking through a crack in the wall scared out of my mind. I don’t know what I would have done had he exited the vehicle. Not sure if he’d have the legal right to enter the building but he left after several minutes.

Also another time I went in the barn at night to do my thing and to my horror there was a stranger in there live-streaming on his phone looking at the animals. I ducked right away. Not sure if he saw me because he looked around for a minute then he left. I was scared I’d have to fight him if he started to mess with the animals or steal stuff.

Very close calls. Glad you never got caught!