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What would you do if you were caught having sex with animals?

Meg97 said:
Hypothetically If someone catch me having sex with dog I will say something like:
"Please don't disturb! Don't you see we are knotted now and we can't move? Please wait until we finish. Besides.. we all are animals so what's your problem?? Goddamit!!!" ?
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Absolutna racja
 
i think it would finally give me the green light to do what i'm intending to do already, i mean by then nothing will really matter... i wished i had more guts and had already put a stop to this existence of mine. if not that, the cancer will win anyways
 
Had the cops show up once randomly since it was at a public stable and they would drive through sometimes on their rounds at night. I crouched in fear for my life. He then drive further down the driveway to the back of the barn and sat there which I thought meant he was watching and waiting to see visual confirmation of me before he could do anything. I was peeking through a crack in the wall scared out of my mind. I don’t know what I would have done had he exited the vehicle. Not sure if he’d have the legal right to enter the building but he left after several minutes.

Also another time I went in the barn at night to do my thing and to my horror there was a stranger in there live-streaming on his phone looking at the animals. I ducked right away. Not sure if he saw me because he looked around for a minute then he left. I was scared I’d have to fight him if he started to mess with the animals or steal stuff.
 
Depends on the person and their reaction. If they freaked out, I would just deny the allegations if they talked to other people about it.
If I couldn't deny anything, I would probably just pick up my life and move elsewhere.
 
donkeyluv said:
Had the cops show up once randomly since it was at a public stable and they would drive through sometimes on their rounds at night. I crouched in fear for my life. He then drive further down the driveway to the back of the barn and sat there which I thought meant he was watching and waiting to see visual confirmation of me before he could do anything. I was peeking through a crack in the wall scared out of my mind. I don’t know what I would have done had he exited the vehicle. Not sure if he’d have the legal right to enter the building but he left after several minutes.

Also another time I went in the barn at night to do my thing and to my horror there was a stranger in there live-streaming on his phone looking at the animals. I ducked right away. Not sure if he saw me because he looked around for a minute then he left. I was scared I’d have to fight him if he started to mess with the animals or steal stuff.
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Very close calls. Glad you never got caught!
 
If it's a stranger, no problem, just run away. But if it's someone I know, the embarrassment and desire to disappear are overwhelming. The idea of being caught in the act of having sex with an animal is thrilling, as long as I don't get caught.
 
So I had many "oopsies" because it's the family dog and even when I wasn't at home there was a close call.

The earliest and most "direct" encounter was when my mom left the house for work and horny me got undressed in an instant and brought our GSD in my room and just as we are about to start I heard my mom coming back into the house (because she forgot her keys) and since the dog was nowhere she called him which lead her somehow directly in my room. She sam me completely naked and our dog (which left the room as soon as the door was opend) in my room, curtains closed and yeah... She just said Whops what does the dog here an left. Later that evening she just walk past me and said: I'm so sorry didn't want that and we never talked about it again.

Another more relaxed caught whas when I forgot my toys inside a "chest" where we stored our towels and my mum just said hay I think you forgot some things in the bathroom. So that was pretty chill but I was shaking and embarrassed like hell.

Another time my mom was on a weekend trip with her friends and my dad was out meeting some friends. I of course used the home alone time to have fun with my boy. It was the first time I did it with him in missionary and it was one of the most beautiful nights with him. After he knotted me we must have bin laying there for over an hour. So normally my dad is the type of guy how calls me for everything especially when I should open the gate so he can drive directly on our property. But only God knows why he didn't call me this fucking time. I just heard the car and saw the headlight. In an instant I had to get my dog off of me, pull over some pants, and rushed with my dog out the garage (where we "played" the last hour) and put him into his room. After that I opened the second gate and let my father drive in. After he asked me why a came out shirtless (it was around September so relatively chilly outside) I replied with I just came out of the shower and wanted to open the gate for you. After my dad got into the house I swiftly cleand the garage and put my little "bed/bench" away. Holy shit I was freaking shaking over the whole body. And you have to imagine this hole story took place in like 2 minutes max. I was exhausted but had the most wonderful experience with my dog.

But wait there is more :D This one is my most scary almost or maybe caught moment. When I got on the late night walk with our dog I often walked to a tiny forrest near our house like 100m long (300 ft) and 5 to 6 trees wide. Inside that forest was a little spot where just a tree has fallen. It was a beautiful place. It was pretty discreet and had a nice bench in form of a tree trunk. So we often sneaked in there and had some fun. One time it was already November the first snow was fallen and the trees had lost most of there leaves so that discreet spot got a bit more exposed. At that time (I'm a pretty oral heavy person) I wanted to let our dog fuck my throat for that I put my vixenmaker in my mouth got on my back on that tree trunk and let my boy fuck my throat. And as I was there laying on my back, choking on a massive dog cock and doggy juices running through my nose all over my face I heard not only a voice but also the distinct sound of a dog leash "ringing". I was in so much shock that I just slid down the trunk grabbed my dog and sat with him behind that trunk. To make matters worse for me, our dog isn't that social to othe dogs so I was getting ready for barking and spooking the shit out of that woman with her dog. But to my surprise my boy staid still he didn't even breath heavy as he normally does when he is humping. Knot even a single ding of his leash. And the woman just walked past us with her phone talking to someone. Not even her black Lab noticed us. This was a moment where I just thought wow I would never have dreamed that my boy could be this calm. I'm pretty sure he must have known that I would we bad if we got caught and he just wanted to protect me. I think it's clear that he got a big treat after that 🤭

So yeah that are my oppsies. It's playing dead or beeing extreme fast and creative for me :D
 
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