Knutshack
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Once the shock and worry passes ?
What would you do if you were caught having sex with animals?
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Knutshack
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Definitely better to be safe than sorry
Knutshack
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
If it's not your farm animals then there's probably some form of CCTV around the place which would have caught you, and some people can have a really good memory once they see your face
Personally if I knew I was screwed and there was nothing I could do about it I'd just finish off with them watching. It'll be the last chance I ever get
Knutshack
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
just washing my pet's backside, that's all ?
DobieDogo
Citizen of Zooville
me and my buddy got caught fucking a dude’s mare when we were teenagers… Thankfully I had already nutted in her and was rubbing her cheeks while waiting for my friend to finish in her but when the owner opened the doors to the barn at 1:30 AM in the morning and yelled “what’s going on in here“ my buddy slipped out of her and fell to the ground and then time seemed to freeze for a moment before we realized what was happening and then we both came to our senses and bolted out the side door to her stall. I don’t think I’ve ever ran faster in my life!
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I would pass the 95 Speech check and convince them they didn't see anything.
Goattobeloved
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Use the "Intimidating Presence" dialog option
Fallout NV is too good considered its over 14 years old
ManuMare
Citizen of Zooville
hopefully a zoo too who want to take part with. But I fantasize also with friends who might be zoo
Knutshack
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I wonder how they would react to a zoo catching them and wanting to join ??
1Ostwind1
Zooville Settler
Thank all the gods my mare and I were never caught off guard. But one day I made a video for the “family archive” on my old phone and just forgot about it... after a while I gave this phone to my older brother and naturally he found it... we had a conversation but in the end I just told him : "fuck off, this is my life, I love my mare and she loves me. So you can do whatever you want with this video." (luckily my face and my mare’s whole body were not on it) after that we didn’t talk about it...
Knutshack
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Good that you got your say
Knutshack
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
How did they react?
Knutshack
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Fair do ?
ILoveFemaleGSD's
Citizen of Zooville
Bro I don't know why but that into is crazy to me. Even though I'm fully aware of what the situation would be, something about the "fell into the dog" part is still funny to me. I'm weird, if you can't tell
acebilla
Tourist
that's exactly something I have done.
it works surprisingly well, better if you are known for spoiling your pets.
Knutshack
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
That sounds like a very very sketchy excuse ?
humananimal
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Only someone who accept you being a zoo will pretend he believes it.
erphy
Citizen of Zooville
Well it was a joke.
ILoveFemaleGSD's
Citizen of Zooville
My next course of action would depend on their reaction. If they were clearly disgusted, I would redirect by berating them for just barging in. Same for shock. If they seemed surprised or neutral about it, I'd pause and say "Privacy, please?" Then let them leave the room as I get clothes on to go talk to them. If they seemes pleased to see me do it, then interrogation time it is. But yeah really depends on who and the reaction. If it was family then it doesn't matter there is no recovery.
Knutshack
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Yep, same here
lekkere_eikel
Tourist
Hehe, I might start with asking them to join in on the fun ;-)
Opened minded
Citizen of Zooville
I was caught once many years ago by a friend. I got lucky as far as I know he never told anyone.
LoveASweetDogMuff
Tourist
Continue and maybe let them watch.
Goattobeloved
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Lucky indeed. Huess you learned to be more careful ?
And for the purpose of this thread. What was your reaction at that first moment?
PawsThatRefreshes
Citizen of Zooville
"This is not the dog fucker you're looking for.."Use the force.
Opened minded
Citizen of Zooville
Oops I did forget that part. The short version, total fear. Caught him looking in the window at us. Had no idea what to expect from him, or what he would do or say.
And yes, I was much more careful after that.
Achtung1770
Tourist
My dad must have seen me having sex with the cow, I was very excited and didn't hear someone walking behind the door in the cowshed and the door was a little broken at the time and there was a gap of 1.5 fingers and when I was busy with the process, I don't know how long my father was there, but I had sex with the cow for about 45 minutes, and I don't know how much he saw during that time, and after I came several times, I started to get ready and I hear someone coming out of the door and I see a silhouette and then I was very scared and I didn't know what would happen next when I met him, I left the house and came back only in the evening but he didn't say anything After that, I was tense for a while, I thought when he would tell about it, but he decided to remain silent, I was 15 years old at the time, and in general, I only do this at night when everyone at home has already fallen asleep, I was just at home at that time I myself knew that everyone should return in 3 hours, but dad then returned 2.5 hours earlier than I expected.