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What would you do if you were caught having sex with animals?

me and my buddy got caught fucking a dude’s mare when we were teenagers… Thankfully I had already nutted in her and was rubbing her cheeks while waiting for my friend to finish in her but when the owner opened the doors to the barn at 1:30 AM in the morning and yelled “what’s going on in here“ my buddy slipped out of her and fell to the ground and then time seemed to freeze for a moment before we realized what was happening and then we both came to our senses and bolted out the side door to her stall. I don’t think I’ve ever ran faster in my life!
 
Thank all the gods my mare and I were never caught off guard. But one day I made a video for the “family archive” on my old phone and just forgot about it... after a while I gave this phone to my older brother and naturally he found it... we had a conversation but in the end I just told him : "fuck off, this is my life, I love my mare and she loves me. So you can do whatever you want with this video." (luckily my face and my mare’s whole body were not on it) after that we didn’t talk about it...
 
1Ostwind1 said:
Thank all the gods my mare and I were never caught off guard. But one day I made a video for the “family archive” on my old phone and just forgot about it... after a while I gave this phone to my older brother and naturally he found it... we had a conversation but in the end I just told him : "fuck off, this is my life, I love my mare and she loves me. So you can do whatever you want with this video." (luckily my face and my mare’s whole body were not on it) after that we didn’t talk about it...
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Good that you got your say
 
erphy said:
I would say that I tripped and fell into the dog this way. I just so happened to have a hard on from watching human porn, its so crazy right?! Just glad everyone is OK!
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That sounds like a very very sketchy excuse ?
 
My next course of action would depend on their reaction. If they were clearly disgusted, I would redirect by berating them for just barging in. Same for shock. If they seemed surprised or neutral about it, I'd pause and say "Privacy, please?" Then let them leave the room as I get clothes on to go talk to them. If they seemes pleased to see me do it, then interrogation time it is. But yeah really depends on who and the reaction. If it was family then it doesn't matter there is no recovery.
 
MashaSobaka said:
Use the force.
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"This is not the dog fucker you're looking for.."
 
My dad must have seen me having sex with the cow, I was very excited and didn't hear someone walking behind the door in the cowshed and the door was a little broken at the time and there was a gap of 1.5 fingers and when I was busy with the process, I don't know how long my father was there, but I had sex with the cow for about 45 minutes, and I don't know how much he saw during that time, and after I came several times, I started to get ready and I hear someone coming out of the door and I see a silhouette and then I was very scared and I didn't know what would happen next when I met him, I left the house and came back only in the evening but he didn't say anything After that, I was tense for a while, I thought when he would tell about it, but he decided to remain silent, I was 15 years old at the time, and in general, I only do this at night when everyone at home has already fallen asleep, I was just at home at that time I myself knew that everyone should return in 3 hours, but dad then returned 2.5 hours earlier than I expected.
 
Achtung1770 said:
My dad must have seen me having sex with the cow, I was very excited and didn't hear someone walking behind the door in the cowshed and the door was a little broken at the time and there was a gap of 1.5 fingers and when I was busy with the process, I don't know how long my father was there, but I had sex with the cow for about 45 minutes, and I don't know how much he saw during that time, and after I came several times, I started to get ready and I hear someone coming out of the door and I see a silhouette and then I was very scared and I didn't know what would happen next when I met him, I left the house and came back only in the evening but he didn't say anything After that, I was tense for a while, I thought when he would tell about it, but he decided to remain silent, I was 15 years old at the time, and in general, I only do this at night when everyone at home has already fallen asleep, I was just at home at that time I myself knew that everyone should return in 3 hours, but dad then returned 2.5 hours earlier than I expected.
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You were really lucky
 
Achtung1770 said:
My dad must have seen me having sex with the cow, I was very excited and didn't hear someone walking behind the door in the cowshed and the door was a little broken at the time and there was a gap of 1.5 fingers and when I was busy with the process, I don't know how long my father was there, but I had sex with the cow for about 45 minutes, and I don't know how much he saw during that time, and after I came several times, I started to get ready and I hear someone coming out of the door and I see a silhouette and then I was very scared and I didn't know what would happen next when I met him, I left the house and came back only in the evening but he didn't say anything After that, I was tense for a while, I thought when he would tell about it, but he decided to remain silent, I was 15 years old at the time, and in general, I only do this at night when everyone at home has already fallen asleep, I was just at home at that time I myself knew that everyone should return in 3 hours, but dad then returned 2.5 hours earlier than I expected.
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Your father apparently accepted that you fucked cows. So he chose to keep your secret.
If he did the cows too he ought to talk to you about it. So probably not, just accepted how you are ?
 
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