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What would you do if you were caught having sex with animals?

Apollo77 said:
I was caught twice by walkers. (around 25 years ago). Once with a cow and once with a bull. Both times the men walked on and acted as if they hadn't seen anything. I think they were more shocked than I was.
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Well, nowadays they probably would have pulled their smartphone and taken a photo.
And I would have offered to hold your phone so you could enjoy them later.
 
DarkRasa said:
What if it’s a member of your family or a friend?
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If my family caught me I think it would ruin my life, they are very against it. It depends what friend found out. I think some might turn a blind eye or I'd lose their friendship whereas others I think would report me

But it depends for everyone, everyone's families and friends are different and may be more accepting than others
 
gayqueer said:
If it’s not your farm animal, RUN. (and probably don’t have sex with it!)
but if it was yours, try to convince them that zoophilia isn’t harming anyone!
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If it's not your farm animals then there's probably some form of CCTV around the place which would have caught you, and some people can have a really good memory once they see your face

Personally if I knew I was screwed and there was nothing I could do about it I'd just finish off with them watching. It'll be the last chance I ever get
 
me and my buddy got caught fucking a dude’s mare when we were teenagers… Thankfully I had already nutted in her and was rubbing her cheeks while waiting for my friend to finish in her but when the owner opened the doors to the barn at 1:30 AM in the morning and yelled “what’s going on in here“ my buddy slipped out of her and fell to the ground and then time seemed to freeze for a moment before we realized what was happening and then we both came to our senses and bolted out the side door to her stall. I don’t think I’ve ever ran faster in my life!
 
Thank all the gods my mare and I were never caught off guard. But one day I made a video for the “family archive” on my old phone and just forgot about it... after a while I gave this phone to my older brother and naturally he found it... we had a conversation but in the end I just told him : "fuck off, this is my life, I love my mare and she loves me. So you can do whatever you want with this video." (luckily my face and my mare’s whole body were not on it) after that we didn’t talk about it...
 
1Ostwind1 said:
Thank all the gods my mare and I were never caught off guard. But one day I made a video for the “family archive” on my old phone and just forgot about it... after a while I gave this phone to my older brother and naturally he found it... we had a conversation but in the end I just told him : "fuck off, this is my life, I love my mare and she loves me. So you can do whatever you want with this video." (luckily my face and my mare’s whole body were not on it) after that we didn’t talk about it...
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Good that you got your say
 
erphy said:
I would say that I tripped and fell into the dog this way.
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Bro I don't know why but that into is crazy to me. Even though I'm fully aware of what the situation would be, something about the "fell into the dog" part is still funny to me. I'm weird, if you can't tell
 
erphy said:
I would say that I tripped and fell into the dog this way. I just so happened to have a hard on from watching human porn, its so crazy right?! Just glad everyone is OK!
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That sounds like a very very sketchy excuse 😂
 
My next course of action would depend on their reaction. If they were clearly disgusted, I would redirect by berating them for just barging in. Same for shock. If they seemed surprised or neutral about it, I'd pause and say "Privacy, please?" Then let them leave the room as I get clothes on to go talk to them. If they seemes pleased to see me do it, then interrogation time it is. But yeah really depends on who and the reaction. If it was family then it doesn't matter there is no recovery.
 
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