Top things not to say during sex

[139HUNTER139]

That's not what your sister said...

 

[420Fatty]

The election was stolen!

 

[oldgoat75]

I'm not here for seconds,just leave when i'm finished

 

[DogSweden]

Hurry up Did you clean it properly

 

[420Fatty]

So, Would you like something to bite down on before the fun really begins?

 

[bee18]

What will we be eating for dinner...

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Are you ready for a night you'll regret for the rest of your life??

 

[Wolfkek]

You get what you pay for I guess.

 

[Football8787]

"I smell tuna...."

 

[420Fatty]

And remember, not matter what happens, You already promised not to tell mom or dad.

 

[Wolfkek]

you sure you know how this works?

 

[lanenasexy]

heeey... not in that hole!!

 

[Knotbich]

are you in?

 

[Superfarmlover598]

All that's left to get pregnant is your mom is she around

 

[Furf2b2b]

Fuck Me Harder DADDY , MOM Is DEEP THroating ME Realy Goood Now !!! MMMMM

 

[Lovek9s]

I'm done put the kettle on.

 

[Furf2b2b]

Nurse Nurse ?? Enema's FOR ALL MY FRIEND'S !!! gigglies

 

[sizzlestud]

“I love it when you fart when you cum”

horse folks will understand ?

 

[Furf2b2b]

ARF ALL ! I Can Drive MY Mack Up Your Ass , Dude !!!!

 

[Ed-nwuk-maturebi]

"You would have had to be there when the WPC told me to pull myself out of pony. poor girl you could tell she was new to the force she didnt know where to look"

 

[Doggo lover]

So how many miles does this car have?

Nice weather huh?

 

[sizzlestud]

Did you pay the house insurance?

 

[Doggo lover]

Will this cover the house insurance?

 

[SweetAllis]

*ring, ring*
I might as well take this call ....

 

[Doggo lover]

you taste better than my sister

 

[sizzlestud]

How much pineapple have you ate today?

 

[Doggo lover]

is it supposed to bend like that?

 

[sizzlestud]

Wait a second, I need to remove my dentures

 

[Doggo lover]

you might wanna get tested for... Everything

 

[sizzlestud]

Why don’t you have this wart removed?