Top things not to say during sex

[bee18]

Is it in yet?

 

[arachnid]

Do you smell something burning?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

You are definitely in the top 100

 

[Rodrigo_1882]

Just hurry up already!

 

[saddlebum66]

Was that my mother calling, or your Dad?

 

[bee18]

oh, i forgot to buy a newspaper

 

[saddlebum66]

Does it go here or there?

 

[bee18]

When do you finish?

 

[saddlebum66]

What time do you quit?...I know a little cafe....

 

[tamlilcat]

You're done already???

 

[swampy]

sorry i called you tam dear

 

[420Fatty]

Shh, Be quiet, don't wake up mommy.

 

[saddlebum66]

Dont your "headache" and my "fatigue" cancel out?

 

[Patroclusmerm]

I love you

 

[139HUNTER139]

Ummm who are you?!?!

 

[subcassie4zoo]

Seriously?

 

[bee18]

Your father does it better...

 

[Wolfkek]

its not that contagious by the way

 

[lanenasexy]

did you clean it properly?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Are ya ready to hop on board the Herpes Express? Choo choo!

 

[lanenasexy]

you still don't get to the bottom

 

[Knotbich]

ready to share STD ?

 

[Wolfkek]

hey everyone, welcome to the stream

 

[bee18]

hurry up, i have a date in 15 minutes

 

[oldgoat75]

the Dr told me the burning pain will stop when the antibiotics start to work in a few days.

 

[Erja]

Echoooooooooooo ............

 

[420Fatty]

"Next time, On Dragon Ball Z....."

 

[Furf2b2b]

Arf All ? Never Seen Dog Ball's Hang So Low Before ?

 

[SweetAllis]

We need to paint the ceiling

 

[Furf2b2b]

ARF ? PAINT IT ? cum white ?