Top things not to say during sex

[Michioliphant]

This smells like your dad?

 

[Doggo lover]

does your dad have to be here?

 

[Michioliphant]

Your mom is super hot, you must be adopted

 

[Doggo lover]

Thurnk Gurd Wer Ern Alabamer!

 

[Kristy]

"You know I charge extra for this, don't you?"

 

[Doggo lover]

Im sorry but i have to ask, Was that a jojo reference you moaned?

 

[Kristy]

Im sorry but i have to ask, Was that a jojo reference you moaned?

(I don't know what "jojo" is.)

 

[Doggo lover]

(I don't know what "jojo" is.)

its an anime where burly men beat the shit out of a bisexual stripper vampire for two parts and random characters who all subside to the bisexual stripper vampire. (Just google JoJo's Bizarre adventures)

 

[Kristy]

its an anime where burly men beat the shit out of a bisexual stripper vampire for two parts and random characters who all subside to the bisexual stripper vampire. (Just google JoJo's Bizarre adventures)

Holy crap, no. Geez....

 

[Dingo]

Could you bark for me ? Please

 

[draco7215]

3/5 stars

 

[Wolfkek]

just get out

 

[Michioliphant]

Oh? Your Joans sister aren’t you

 

[sizzlestud]

Imma make you moan like grandma

 

[Marcella]

What you want to get your mum for her birthday?

 

[lanenasexy]

What you want to get your mum for her birthday?

a grandson maybe

 

[Marcella]

a grandson maybe

Ooh.. That could be a problem.. ???

 

[Renegadewa1]

Have you seen my watch?

 

[Ed-nwuk-maturebi]

Now you know why they call me Mr Microwave. 60 seconds and im done.

 

[SweetAllis]

Where did you put it?

 

[ausdoglover27]

Why can't I feel it

 

[Wolfkek]

I don't think its supposed to look like that

 

[oldgoat75]

silly question ,,,of course i don't love you..

 

[saddlebum66]

Still respect you in the morning? Lambiekins, I dont respect you NOW!

 

[oldgoat75]

i'm cumming,,i'm going,,finish up yourself

 

[420Fatty]

Remember, If you tell anyone, I will be back.

 

[swampy]

I thought I had a condom on but I think its my sock

 

[ZooDonna]

Don’t forget to put on a condom. I would NEVER say that to anyone. I despise condoms and have never had one used on me. Without the cum it’s not sex to me.

 

[420Fatty]

Don’t forget to put on a condom. I would NEVER say that to anyone. I despise condoms and have never had one used on me. Without the cum it’s not sex to me.

Agreed. It's more natural aka the way sex is supposed to feel. Plus if you don't want kids the risk factor makes it hotter because it's a gamble.

 

[ZooDonna]

Agreed. It's more natural aka the way sex is supposed to feel. Plus if you don't want kids the risk factor makes it hotter because it's a gamble.

I agree about the risk factor. i never used anything. Had to get an abortion at a very young age. Then wound up with two daughters fairly young but that was fine. The risk was always worth it fir me and really made the sex very hot.