Top things not to say during sex

[420Fatty]

Marshmallow.

 

[Mrwolf02]

Boom goes the dynamite

 

[FloofyNewfie]

I haven't washed my dick in over a month. I figured you'd like the gritty texture!

 

[Michioliphant]

Wow. Your mom was tighter.

 

[Michioliphant]

Your dad tastes better

 

[Furf2b2b]

Your Male Dag Ass is Tighter then YOU Are !!!!!

 

[serendipity]

you remind me of my father/mother

 

[420Fatty]

Before we go any further, I'm gonna need you to fill out this consent form.

 

[Backgrounder]

I think it finally fell off

 

[Beastman666]

Can I get a refund?

 

[420Fatty]

I can't wait to be a father, Uhnng I can't wait to be a father!

 

[FloofyNewfie]

The only way I'd ever fuck you is if you were behind a glory hole. Let me go grab a drill.

 

[Stoli]

Shh, go back to sleep.

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Yes!!! My pizza delivery arrived!

 

[Michioliphant]

Are you still breathing? Hard to tell

 

[qweqwe]

called your mare with the name of other mare (the neighbor).... she run away

 

[Daisy Azuras]

What do you mean your pussy doesn’t wink?!

 

[NewToThis]

Oh now I see the family resemblance, your grandma looks exactly the same from this angle.

 

[oldgoat75]

mmm,that was interesting,,not satisfying,,but interesting,,sort of like watching a fish struggling to escape,,so calm down while i untie the ropes & take out the gag.

 

[Michioliphant]

I think I erp’d in your HooHa

 

[Furf2b2b]

Go Rim Your Male Dog ! He's Tighter Then you ARE !

 

[Stoli]

Wow, its just like, um... Have you ever split a grilled cheese?

 

[Centar]

Um... not sure if that was a fart or not, let me check...

 

[K9sully]

OMG, I really need to dust our ceiling fan!!

 

[oldgoat75]

if you shave them off the itch will go away

 

[Furf2b2b]

ARF ALL ? CRAB SAILED PUSSY ANYONE ? She Said ?

 

[Renegadewa1]

How is it possible that your Mom is tighter than you are?

 

[Mikki]

Time to go ?

 

[saddlebum66]

When was the last time you had a bath?

 

[Wolfkek]

I thought you'd be more fun