Top things not to say during sex

[oldgoat75]

just going to put this pillow over your face ,I get more pleasure from my victim,,er i mean lover,,struggling to breath & bucking around under me

 

[draco7215]

What is your star rating on Uber?

 

[Pretty_Vixen]

Who's that looking through the window?

 

[LustyGSD]

Mmmmm Donald Trump

 

[Furf2b2b]

Donald You RIM so GOOD !!!!!

 

[oldgoat75]

sorry about throwing up over you,,must have been the curry,,keep going i can clean up later.

 

[saddlebum66]

Oh....there it is! Been wondering where that pork chop went....

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Wait wait! Do you hear that? That's an ice-cream truck!

 

[studystallion]

Hold on a minute I gotta pee

 

[oldgoat75]

Hold on a minute I gotta pee

stay right where you are

 

[oldgoat75]

life is full of little surprises darling,mine is Herpes

 

[studystallion]

Hope your into water sports because I gotta pee?!

 

[Renegadewa1]

How can your Mom be tighter than you are?

 

[HappyLV]

What time is it? ?

 

[oldgoat75]

if we go down in the woods today your in for a big surprise,,,,,took me all day to dig the whole.

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Wait, no, it's a sin to do it before marriage!

 

[swampy]

I thought I had a condom on when we started this , I don't know where it could have gone

 

[Pretty_Vixen]

Oh! Sorry, I dozed off. That doesn't happen with my boys.

 

[saddlebum66]

Youre from Baltimore Honey....my thumb goes in there to make sure you move better than a bag of cement....that dinner wasnt cheap, you know?

 

[Renegadewa1]

Your sisters boobs are bigger than yours.

 

[oldgoat75]

a simple thank you will do,,not all this yelling ''how did you get in my house ''business

 

[420Fatty]

lol.

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Wake me up when you're done

 

[K9sully]

"Is it in yet?"

“Are you sure you never had kids?” ?

 

[Mzbootay]

moan your dogs name ?

 

[Beastgal91]

"Safety first" before putting the condom on ... I wanted to go home and cry lol

 

[oldgoat75]

I'll be back tomorrow for another when your conscious & the pills have worn off,,hope the photos turn out ok.

 

[Renegadewa1]

I thought your boobs were bigger............................it could have been someone else though.

 

[aragos32727]

"Is it in yet?"

Hello. Hello.
"Why did you say it twice?"
I didn't.

 

[aragos32727]

Wait. Where did my watch go? I had it on when I was fingering you.