Top things not to say during sex

[Pillar]

I wanna drink some kool-aid! ?

 

[K9k77]

Is that a breakout?

 

[Pillar]

Are you sure you don't want to reconsider having sex with me? ?

 

[Pillar]

Bahbahbahbahbabbahbahabah

 

[K9sully]

Are you sure you never had kids?? ?

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

I was about to say one particular line, but then I got to wondering...

...I'd definitely say it.

"Will you be my new mommy?"

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Damn, I just realized that you'll be the first non-prostitute I've slept with in almost 5 years. But someone's gotta spread the burn, it might as well be me!

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Just a heads up, I DO use teeth! *nom*

 

[Kristy]

This feels soooo much better after picking those scabs off....

VERY funny!

 

[Kristy]

TUUUUUURRRRRN THIIIIIISSSSS THING OFFFFFFFF!!!!!

 

[Pillar]

I was about to say one particular line, but then I got to wondering...

...I'd definitely say it.

"Will you be my new mommy?"

Depends on how you mean it... I'd be OK doing a switch one time with a dommy mommy, haha! ?

What not to say...

Baby wanna bottle. (Or *do* you say it? )

 

[Furf2b2b]

ARF !! Your K9 Stud just took a DUMP on the BED !! After I humped him !!

 

[Mikki]

Boring ?

 

[Pillar]

I'm thinking of better things I gotta do. ?

 

[Zebby]

Whete's the KY? I need a wank.

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

Depends on how you mean it... I'd be OK doing a switch one time with a dommy mommy, haha! ?

What not to say...

Baby wanna bottle. (Or *do* you say it? )

Nope, I'd rather nurse straight from the taps than from bottles. I suckle from mammaries, not bottles.

 

[Pillar]

You smell like shit.

 

[sara2020sara]

Is it in yet?

 

[Furf2b2b]

arf , nice tail

 

[Pillar]

Which do you prefer, creepy or crazy? ?

 

[Furf2b2b]

ARF !!!! KNOTT INTO STONE SEX . OTHERS YES

 

[Pillar]

I'd rather watch an action movie.

 

[Furf2b2b]

ARF? You get stoned too ?

 

[Pillar]

I think I need to cry now. ?

 

[Bloodwolf]

At this point my partner doesn’t care what I say.
As long as it’s not NO.

 

[AtomicBeach217]

You feel just like your brother/sister!

 

[slebog65]

Wonder whats on tv now

 

[Pillar]

You touched me inappropriately! Waah! ?

 

[CK4957 STD]

On behalf of my company, I'm ashamed to count you amongst us. You're fired.

 

[aragos32727]

Do you guys know how to have Rodeo sex? You fuck your girlfriend doggystyle then whisper into her ear I fucked your sister. Then hang on