Top things not to say during sex

[Pillar]

I'm telling your mommy.

 

[Furf2b2b]

Look ? A Swamp RAT just crawled out of Your ASSS !!! With a Hard ON !!!

 

[Pillar]

Uhhh... It's slimy.

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

Ewo, what the fuck is THIS shit? No, Wait.. don't tell me,
your doing your Colon Cleanse this week.

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

Why does yer asshole smell like bleach?

 

[Furf2b2b]

WHAT ??? You're INFECTED with what ??? and you got it from a CORONA BEER ?

 

[Knotty95]

Shh, go back to sleep.

 

[Furf2b2b]

Thou's Hem a roid's feel so GOOD !!!

 

[ShadowFox88]

Oops, my condom broke, sorry if you didn't want kids!

 

[FloofyNewfie]

My cum has the acidity of a lead acid battery, I guess I should have told you that before I cummed in you. My bad. :/

 

[Reconscope]

Sorry for them worms.

 

[Furf2b2b]

I didn't know Pussies or Ass's ? Could carry a TUNE ??? Let alone MMMMMMM ??

 

[Pillar]

I knew you had parasites!

 

[IAmAFunGuy]

Honey, your hair is on fire

 

[IAmAFunGuy]

Why does the lube taste like ghost peppers?

 

[Furf2b2b]

AUGH ? ICK ? GGC < GASSIES GREEN CLOUD > You farted again !! gas mask's all !!

 

[IAmAFunGuy]

Why is your dick black... is that molasses?

 

[Knotty95]

Here comes the aeroplane.

 

[knottyguymke]

Is it in yet?

 

[Furf2b2b]

MMM, Never seen Hemorrhoid's on a Male K9 before ?? You must hump HIM A lot then ?

 

[Pillar]

You're more boring than I am.

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

"Okay Google, Set a 8 minute timer..."

 

[Tgzoogirl]

I only need 5 seconds.

 

[IAmAFunGuy]

Honey, why is your dick glowing... Did you use the radioactive lube again?

 

[Reconscope]

Yay a new toy!!!

 

[420Fatty]

Now that I finally have you all to myself.....what race are you?

 

[Pillar]

Now that I finally have you all to myself.....what race are you?

Is it really that wrong to ask?

 

[420Fatty]

Is it really that wrong to ask?

I've seen black people so pale I thought they were white and white people so dark I thought they were mexican.

Asking during sex, yeah, bad timing.

 

[Pillar]

I've seen black people so pale I thought they were white and white people so dark I thought they were mexican.

Asking during sex, yeah, bad timing.

If I were asked, I wouldn't mind, but I guess that's just me.

Now, what not to say...

"Hi, I work for the US Census Bureau."

 

[Furf2b2b]

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