Top things not to say during sex

[Mare Lover 1975]

Your sister moans louder than you.

As I was married to a twin that is too funny

 

[qweqwe]

you are as beautiful as ..... (add mare name)

aroused some suspicion, so much so that for a time she always came with me when I went to the girl (but then she got lost on the walk so we did it anyway XD)

 

[Painted Pony]

Your penis is so cute! ?

I know it, I can't help it.

 

[420Fatty]

Oh shit, Wuddup nigga!?

 

[Pillar]

I gotta take this call, it's my boy.

 

[Kynophile]

Sweet pussy, mama... let me call my boy and tell him about it real quick.

 

[Mickflare]

Does it ever burn when you pee? XD

 

[Painted Pony]

I gotta take this call, it's my mom.

 

[Tgzoogirl]

You're almost as good as your sister.

 

[Erja]

You re married to that priest, arent you ?

 

[lanenasexy]

i have a headache!!

 

[Artem]

Well, all right, all right, students - let me give you good grades!

 

[Artem]

You shouldn't have stolen apples from my garden!!

 

[Artem]

Are you sure my video will be shown on MTV?

 

[Artem]

Chief, we still won't have time to build and deliver the object on time))

 

[FloofyNewfie]

*sniffs* Hmmm... your pussy smells like the 2 weeks old fish tacos in my fridge. Here, let let go go grab them to compare.

 

[Artem]

?I'm sorry, honey, but I feel sick)

 

[Pillar]

I gotta take this call, it's my mom.

That better not be dad!

 

[Mickflare]

get the phone out and be all like "yes mom im fucking her like you wanted me to, now what?"

 

[FloofyNewfie]

If my wife finds out I'm fucking you, my wife will kill us both. That bitch is crazy.

 

[Mickflare]

If my wife finds out I'm fucking you, my wife will kill us both. That bitch is crazy.

lol thats great XD

 

[Pillar]

get the phone out and be all like "yes mom im fucking her like you wanted me to, now what?"

This is what an arranged marriage is supposed to be like, right? Having our parents call us to find out if we've been fucking each other?

*Couldn't keep a straight face typing this

 

[Pillar]

If my wife finds out I'm fucking you, my wife will kill us both. That bitch is crazy.

That's why you don't get "married".

 

[Furf2b2b]

ARF , Ding Dong !!!! YES ? , Candy GRAM

 

[420Fatty]

That sex was the best ever, of any sex in the world, it was tremendous. I'd like to thank the lube, it was incredible lube, the best.

 

[Reconscope]

First you kiss her on the cheek then you reveal her body kiss her breast after that you work your way down then go full blown 'raspberry' on her stomach. Its a boner killer but you will get a good laugh outta it.

 

[Mickflare]

You're far better then your sister.

 

[Pillar]

First you kiss her on the cheek then you reveal her body kiss her breast after that you work your way down then go full blown 'raspberry' on her stomach. Its a boner killer but you will get a good laugh outta it.

Go 'raspberry'? You mean farting sounds?

 

[Mickflare]

First you kiss her on the cheek then you reveal her body kiss her breast after that you work your way down then go full blown 'raspberry' on her stomach. Its a boner killer but you will get a good laugh outta it.

I've actually thumbed over doing this. but im waiting for the right time XD

 

[Pillar]

I've actually thumbed over doing this. but im waiting for the right time XD

I imagine it could be quite playful!