Huh, my dick usually doesn't go limp during sex. But then again, the women I typically screw are way hotter than you.
Top things not to say during sex
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Mickflare
Guest
You ever watch two girls one cup
Kynophile
ZooVille Philanthropist
Lacrimosa dies ilia qua resurget ex favilla judicandus homo reus. Huic ergo parce, Deus, pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem.
Translation (not word for word):
Mournful will be the day when from the dust the guilty shall rise to be judged. Therefore spare us, O God. Merciful Jesus, Lord grant us rest.
For bonus points, sing it! The Mozart version is the most famous, but there are a ton of them.
Translation (not word for word):
Mournful will be the day when from the dust the guilty shall rise to be judged. Therefore spare us, O God. Merciful Jesus, Lord grant us rest.
For bonus points, sing it! The Mozart version is the most famous, but there are a ton of them.
BTW I may have COVID19
You have COVID? I have gonhorrea.
Kynophile
ZooVille Philanthropist
One more for the collection. Got nine so far, one more and I get a free coffee!
breedmeplease
Zooville Settler
*farts dog cum onto their stomach* oops.
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Stoli
Guest
Her:
"Did you finish already?"
"Now's probably a bad time but I'm not on birth control..."
"What's your blood type?"
Me:
"I had a better time with my dog and he didn't even make me cum."
At least I know when to shut up...
"Did you finish already?"
"Now's probably a bad time but I'm not on birth control..."
"What's your blood type?"
Me:
"I had a better time with my dog and he didn't even make me cum."
At least I know when to shut up...
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ShadowFox88
Guest
My Draft mare has a tighter pussy than you!
Bigpaws_Bear
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
BITCH! you caught my dick in the zipper!
@Painted Pony
I mean when someone says that as a lie, LOL
Edit: I know, I know, it's still poor taste!
I mean when someone says that as a lie, LOL
Edit: I know, I know, it's still poor taste!
Bigpaws_Bear
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
