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hbirdy
Guest
I know what I'm doing mom
Top things not to say during sex
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Wolfdreamer40000
Tourist
Creampie anyone?
TaintedPetXoX
Tourist
"Fuck me like my dog"
"But I can't compete with his thrusts-per-second! He's too fast for me to fuck like he does!"
Painted Pony
BANNED
Dude, it's not about speed, it's about style.
Or maybe I should say that during sex.
Or maybe I should say that during sex.
KittyInHeat
Tourist
Uh oh...
Painted Pony
BANNED
I hate it when that happens!
Painted Pony
BANNED
Well, if that's all the equipment you have to supply, you're well on the road.
"What do you mean you don't wink"
Are you sure about that?
Kynophile
ZooVille Philanthropist
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
pferdefreund
Citizen of Zooville
wait, what? *confused*
KnottyWatchdog
Tourist
You're so much better at this than when you were alive.
If I do a good job will you cast me as the lead?
No, that rope hanging from the ceiling is for after the sex.
I'm sure the strawberry will come out of there eventually.
Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with mesothelioma?
If I do a good job will you cast me as the lead?
No, that rope hanging from the ceiling is for after the sex.
I'm sure the strawberry will come out of there eventually.
Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with mesothelioma?
I've been with mares that are tighter than you.
Painted Pony
BANNED
I should have thought of that one - because it's true.