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Wolf_Moon
Guest
*whispers in ear* I wish you were a German Shepherd.
Top things not to say during sex
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Painted Pony
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*whispers to German Shepard* I wish you were a pony.
Secret Furry
Tourist
Ehhh I'll give you a 4/10
Ponylover764
Zooville Settler
This is nothing like the porn I've seen on the internet.
Painted Pony
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Hay! Size only accounts for so much!
Ponylover764
Zooville Settler
I fell asleep during sex education class in school. I shouldn't have sex with your butt because babies come from there right?
Painted Pony
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The pointy end goes into the soft, moist opening.
I would say that too
Do you want me to put this in there? I will need your permission to do it.
Painted Pony
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Map is probably the better idea.
Painted Pony
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You found a hole in the wall? What size? (Diameter more than depth. Asking for a friend.)
Painted Pony
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That one's on you, bro.
Ponylover764
Zooville Settler
What do you mean you won't roleplay a pony in a stable?
Painted Pony
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That's not what I meant.
Painted Pony
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I thought I was already steaming.
Wolfdreamer40000
Tourist
Was I supposed to put the condom on my dick? *Shows her the condom over his finger*
Wolfdreamer40000
Tourist
I had a miss fire
Wolfdreamer40000
Tourist
BTW I cocked and loaded
Wolfdreamer40000
Tourist
I think I smell fish?
Wolfdreamer40000
Tourist
I forgot to tell you. I forgot to take birth control.
Painted Pony
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That would be a come-on for me.