Top things not to say during sex

[DarkWolfNL]

should i clean my dick after i went inside someones ass?

 

[knotinterested]

No really I liked it

 

[Furf2b2b]

You're Really Deep Throathing now , Deeper Deeper

 

[knotinterested]

C'mon can't you fuck me any better than that

 

[Furf2b2b]

YOU Have What ?? WTF

 

[CK4957 STD]

Your constitutional rights no longer apply. Let's go...

 

[knotinterested]

hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha

 

[CK4957 STD]

- I want a baby...

- I don't know what to say.

- Well, how about yes? Or I walk for good... Are you prepared to make me a baby?

- We should talk about the details. Work out a timeline how we expose this to our families and friends ..

 

[knotinterested]

I really like your brother

 

[Erja]

Oh my, your clit is longer than my dick

 

[CetaceanLover23]

(Hockey fans will get this)

Boston Bruins Fan: Montreal sucks!!!
Girl: I am a Montreal Canadiens fan you idiot!!

...1 week later....

*News Channel*: *"The man was found dead in his home this morning. Authorities say he died via 99 gunshots to the head and stabbed multiple times. Now given the brutal nature of the murder he was likely dating a Montreal Canadiens fan. Austin Matthews, channel 5 news Boston in downtown Montreal."*

 

[Sodamnrandom]

"Wow that's doing wonders for itch I've had recently"

 

[Wolf_Moon]

You could park a bus in here.

 

[knotinterested]

Bbuuurrrrp Ffarrrrrt hehe Ffaaarrt

 

[Furf2b2b]

Any Body Home ???

 

[NewEnglandGuy]

Are you putting on weight?

 

[Furf2b2b]

WTF ? Who's under the BED , and in the Closet ?

 

[CK4957 STD]

Do not make a sound or a move unless I tell you to, understand?

 

[Ghostwolf81]

I'm going to think about your mom during this

 

[Erja]

1 2 3 .... 1 2 3 .... 1 2 3 ...

 

[doc]

My ex wife asked me what was better, her pussy or a Dog's pussy, and she said she wanted the truth. I told her a Dog's pussy was better. In 8 months we were divorced. lol..

Brave man.....No Fear.

 

[Erja]

The guy who invented this , should be shot

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

You do realize I do not have a penis, right?

 

[Furf2b2b]

A 3 Way with your dad , While I'm humping You ? Is HOT BIO

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

you fuck like you dance, without rhythm..

 

[Furf2b2b]

You're SO Limp ? You need a CRANE to lift it UP



An old Hustler Rating

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

What the fuck do you mean that the only thing you have for Lube is a fucking Chapstick?

 

[dogluver101]

Did you unplug the microwave so the dog doesn't start a fire again?

 

[Furf2b2b]

OOHHH No , Your DILDO ? Just Shorted OUT @@

 

[Fiesta]

Best family reunion ever!!!