Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[HugDoggy]

"When you've looked too long at the past you're blind to the future."

But if you ignore past mistakes your destined to repeat them.

 

[HugDoggy]

The spirit of the quote is that only a crazy person is capable of changing the world.

Well spirits is one way to get crazy enough to think you can change the world.

 

[HugDoggy]

Sometimes all it takes, is to change you to inspire others to make a change also, then before you know it you've changed the world.

 

[Haze]

"Damn it Jim! Im a doctor, not a engineer!"

I think that is how it is

 

[WarHorse]

I wear a cock ring.

 

[WarHorse]

I sometimes fuck mares while wearing said instrument. I am a bad person.

 

[dartel]

"Uh, your vampire's showing."

 

[RezErection247]

"Do you walk to work or bring a lunch?"

Ode to Phil (great friend,he passed away in 2005).

 

[humananimal]

When his fly is open :
a qoute from the Dave Allen Show (yes that old, about 1971 - 1986)
‘The cage is open but the lion is sleeping’.

 

[HugDoggy]

When his fly is open :
‘The cage is open but the lion is sleeping’

Well there is bound to be trouble if that lion awakes and wants to play.

I once handed a friend a can of fly spray. They inquired what they needed the can for, to which I replied "Oh... I just thought, it might help you with that fly problem down south."

 

[dartel]

"Oh, that's just what I need-now I'm channeling adjectives from H.P. Lovecraft."

 

[dartel]

"I've got a vampire by my side, and I'm not afraid to use him."

 

[cathead_biscuits]

“I am but human”
Say in response not in its normal context of messing, up but when you succeed because for as much as we humans fuck up, we are capable of so much more greatness.
-some guy on tic toc.
I don’t know why this stuck with me

 

[Cajlatsa]

"Whatever you are be a good one" Abe L

 

[HL34r]

" It's okay to run, it's okay to cry, you were not made that strong " - somewhere

I read this somewhere but can't remember where.

 

[Haze]

"Perhaps it is a good day to die. Prepare for ramming speed!"

 

[dartel]

"You don't tame a lion by provoking it."

 

[dartel]

"Why would the gods put such thoughts into my head when they're not approving of the consequences?"

 

[Cajlatsa]

"Why would the gods put such thoughts into my head when they're not approving of the consequences?"

Change Gods!

 

[dartel]

"Hang onto your pants pal, you're about to take a walk down perverto boulevard."

 

[Knot4bitchboi]

Always remember, no matter where you go... there you are.

 

[HugDoggy]

Always remember, no matter where you go... there you are.

And if you walk into a house of mirrors your everywhere.

 

[dartel]

"What is it with gods and sundown?"

 

[cheekymonkey]

"Is a pigs pussy pork?"

 

[Knot4bitchboi]

"Einstein would turn over in his grave. Not only does God play dice, the dice are loaded."
– Chairman Sheng-ji Yang, "Looking God In The Eye"

 

[dartel]

"I try not to think, it's usually too depressing."

 

[Haze]

"Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity; and Im not sure about the universe"
Albert Einstein

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

"I can't put my arms down!"
Randy- A Christmas Story

 

[gratouilles&papouilles]

"We [Conscious beings] are apertures throught which the Universe is looking at itself" Alan Watts, i love what it implies, i also love to state that we often consider a galaxy to be a part of the universe in expension, but we oursleves are just as much, directly descending from the original burst of matter, isn't it thrilling?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

"I know I'm a handful, but you've got two hands"