Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[dartel]

"You can tell lies that aren't lies? Wow, you really are a politician."

 

[dartel]

"You know what the upper crust is? A bunch of crumbs held together by dough."

 

[dartel]

"Perhaps the greatest secret of adulthood is that it's all a show, all just armor, and beneath their hardened exteriors all adults are children, scared of shadows, needing guidance."

 

[Jujube94]

"All that glistens is not gold. Often have you heard that told."

 

[Taopony]

You must live in the present, launch yourself on every wave, find your eternity in each moment. Fools stand on their island of opportunities and look toward another land. There is no other land; there is no other life but this.

- Henry David Thoreau

 

[humananimal]

Opportunity just gives a single ‘ding’ on the doorbell, but temptation leans against it.

 

[dartel]

"Only fools charge ahead without knowing what lies in wait."

 

[big_b83]

Why go down the street, when you can go across the hall!

 

[Haze]

"Shall I push the button?"
GLA SCUD Launcher unit, Command & Conquer: Generals+Zero Hour

If someone gets this, then Im impressed

 

[Sir's Desires]

Your speech does not begin when you start talking. No, it begins with the first step you take onto the stage.

 

[dartel]

"I only dance in emergencies."

 

[dartel]

"Sometimes you can learn more from watching an idiot than from talking with a genius."

 

[ShanoirII]

"It speaks very poorly to the quality of your ideas, when your main tactic during a debate is poking tiny holes in the opposition, rather than providing substantiation for your own idea, and declaring your position the default."

 

[ShanoirII]

"That was enough word salad to end world hunger."

 

[azoogirl]

Life is like a box of chocolates, only If you're thick as fuck it is.

 

[Kombajnista]

A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him saying, 'You are mad, you are not like us'.
Anthony the Great

 

[Sir's Desires]

Those who fail high school history class are bound to repeat it.

 

[dartel]

"The more I come to know you, the more I want to shoot you in the face."

 

[dartel]

"Speak only if you must. Pleasantries annoy me at the best of times. And this is not the best of times.”

 

[dartel]

"Anger is just pain renamed."

 

[suzyk9]

Believe nothing of what you hear and only half of what you see

 

[blijftniksover]

It's a good day for a bad habbit.

 

[blijftniksover]

Pain is weakness leaving the body.

Chesty Puller

 

[suzyk9]

Hold my beer

 

[blijftniksover]

Hold my beer

Love to. ?

 

[ShanoirII]

"Given how anti-zoos are constantly proclaiming that animals are so stupid that they cannot consent, that they are so shallow that they cannot reciprocate relationships, and that their bodies are so disgusting that nobody could possibly be attracted to them, I sometimes wonder if the heart of their rhetoric is more anti-animal than actually 'anti-zoophile'."

 

[dartel]

"Wow. That is a whole lot of bad crammed into one sentence."

 

[dartel]

"Metaphorically speaking, if is the smallest word in the standard lexicon, yet it stands between us and our greatest dreams."

 

[dartel]

"I am death. And I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or in another other false way. I'm death. Straight up."

 

[dartel]

"Is there such a thing as non-diabolical cackling?"