Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[ShanoirII]

"The world we are told was made for man. A presumption that is totally unsupported by facts. There is a very numerous class of men who are cast into painful fits of astonishment whenever they find anything, living or dead, in all God's universe, which they cannot eat or render in some way what they call 'useful' to themselves..." ~ John Muir

 

[ShanoirII]

One who refuses to see evil shall never thwart any evil.

 

[dartel]

"I am known by many names. I've been called The final Cause, The Supreme Judge, The Infinite Spirit, but you can just call me God."

 

[Knottedfortune]

It is better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss.

~ Diogenes probably

 

[HugDoggy]

It is better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss.

~ Diogenes probably

That's just Saturday night at the local pub. (in Australia alcohol is often called piss) So after you sink enough piss you tend to get a bit confused about where is appropriate to recycle your drinks, so pissing in the sink might well seem like a good idea.

 

[dartel]

"Mythical is just another word for not yet discovered."

 

[dartel]

"I like my comfort zone, it doesn't have crocodile people in it."

 

[ShanoirII]

Acting like reality is negotiable and inconsequential is the trademark of someone who really could not care less about the truth.

 

[Slippery-Stroker]

Death before dishonor
If you cant cum in her
cum on her

 

[dartel]

"Gravity sucks, but earthquakes swallow."

 

[FloofyNewfie]

"If you fall, I'll always be there for you."

-The Floor

 

[dartel]

"Life would be funny if it weren't so irritating."

 

[dartel]

"50% of marriages end in divorce, but 100% of make your own sundae bars end in happiness."

 

[HugDoggy]

"50% of marriages end in divorce, but 100% of make your own sundae bars end in happiness."

Better stack the odds then and get married at a make your own sundae bar.

 

[dartel]

Better stack the odds then and get married at a make your own sundae bar.

The quote is from a Big Bang Theory episode, and Sheldon was telling Howard why he should have a make your own sundae bar at his wedding reception like another professor at the university did.

 

[dartel]

"Ah! Girls, wine, murder, mayhem, what more could you want?"

 

[ShanoirII]

"I heard my mom coming into my room while I was going to town on a sandwich, so I quickly put my penis into a dog instead, because that would be easier to explain."

 

[Duramax96]

"Ah! Girls, wine, murder, mayhem, what more could you want?"

i THINK that's from the movie..... Switch?? Not sure

 

[Duramax96]

Anyways...... here's mine

"The only thing I Have to prove, is that don't have anything to prove

 

[dartel]

"We don't need horror movies, we have American Reality Shows."

 

[Puhp]

I drink and I know things...

 

[Valkiria]

"The real problem of our society is that people believe in everything they read in internet (Galileo Galilei) "

 

[HugDoggy]

I drink and I know things...

Ah, but when one sobers up again they can't remember anything.

 

[dartel]

"You've got spunk AND balls, and I like that in a woman."

 

[Jujube94]

"The most terrible wound of all is a cut to the soul with the salt of knowledge rubbed into it."

 

[dartel]

"When you've looked too long at the past you're blind to the future."

 

[dartel]

"You've got to be crazy if you want to change the world."

 

[humananimal]

"You've got to be crazy if you want to change the world."

Not crazy, I want to change a crazy world ?

 

[dartel]

Not crazy, I want to change a crazy world ?

The spirit of the quote is that only a crazy person is capable of changing the world.

 

[HugDoggy]

"You've got spunk AND balls, and I like that in a woman."

Might I humbly suggest you're humping a little too hard if you get your balls in a woman.