Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[dartel]

New one from me after yet another retard asked me where something is rather than following the posted arrows.

"Welcome to the human brain. Is this your first day using one?"

 

[Elavated]

"A morning of awkwardness is far better then a night of loneliness"

 

[dartel]

"A morning of awkwardness is far better then a night of loneliness"

A life of celibacy is far better than morning of not respecting oneself.

 

[UR20Z]

And if that doesn't work, might I suggest a thermonuclear war head, we're having a sale on them this week down at Bombs R Us.

I say we pull back to the ship and nuke 'em from orbit - It's the only way to be sure...

 

[Elle]

"Why am I always the one who falls?"

 

[Makzoo]

"I think, therfore I am"

 

[HugDoggy]

I say we pull back to the ship and nuke 'em from orbit - It's the only way to be sure...

Well I mean... You know, if it will help you sleep better tonight knowing the job has been done properly. I suppose we can do that.

 

[ShanoirII]

That is not dead which can eternal lie
and with strange æons even death may die.

 

[dartel]

"If you want to kill me I prefer you give it some real effort, stop wasting my time."

 

[dartel]

"Stupidity in a woman is unfeminine."

 

[dartel]

"Love is just a bunch of exaggerations and lies all dolled up in pseudo-poetic language, uttered preferably while intoxicated, and all for the singular universal purpose of, uhh, you know. Sometimes there are flowers."

 

[ShanoirII]

Humanity as a whole suffers from, or rather wallows in, an affliction best described as "Main Character Syndrome".

 

[dartel]

"Miracles are just extraordinary phenomenon with a scientific explanation."

 

[dartel]

"There was a time when people were impressed that I have enough firepower to decimate a planet in under ten minutes. I miss that."

 

[dartel]

"There's an old saying, 'the universe is perfect, interfere with it at your peril'."

 

[ShanoirII]

"When did ignorance become a point of view?"

 

[ShanoirII]

"The only difference between a detail and a focal point is how much attention they are granted by a viewer."

 

[dartel]

"No no no. I'm a genius WITH social skills. I'm a rare breed. Most geniuses are geniuses at arguing with each other."

 

[HugDoggy]

"The only difference between a detail and a focal point is how much attention they are granted by a viewer."

Ah you mean the "Parade stallion erection effect". To most it's just a quirky detail, but to some they can't take their eyes off it and are hypnotized by the gentle swaying as he walks.

 

[dartel]

"Leave me alone. I can't love straight when I'm in think."

 

[HugDoggy]

"Leave me alone. I can't love straight when I'm in think."

Well now it all make sense, that's why geek types struggle at times to attract that significant other.

 

[dartel]

"Never trouble trouble til trouble troubles you."

 

[dartel]

"You must be confusing me for someone who gives a shit."

 

[dartel]

"If one wants to make the gods laugh, all one has to do is make plans."

 

[KnotReady]

Two in the pink one in the stink

 

[dartel]

"Nature always has the last word."

 

[HugDoggy]

"You must be confusing me for someone who gives a shit."

Yes, just giving it is much to polite. It's always far more impressive when it's flung at high speed monkey kung-fu style.

 

[dartel]

"There's nothing more enjoyable than someone else's troubles."

 

[Kur0Nek0Sama]

This is from a hentai discord server im in: "Post nut clarity only exists if you have morals." Sadly i'll never know who said the truest of words

 

[ShanoirII]

"Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."
That's what it said in the bathroom at my former high school.
Then someone peeled off some of the letters until it said:
"---- ---- beat- -alen- when -alen- doesn't work ----."