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"If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and burned as quickly as possible."

-Ayatollah Khomeini, Iranian Statesman
 
YIMBY said:
"If I start running, you should too."
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If your running from a biology experiment gone wrong, just remember you only have to run faster than the other lab staff to be safe. Unless the test subject is really hungry and just one lab assistant isn't enough to fill them up.
 
ShanoirII said:
"If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and burned as quickly as possible."

-Ayatollah Khomeini, Iranian Statesman
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But sodomy with a horse is still fine... Right?
 
ShanoirII said:
"If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and burned as quickly as possible."

-Ayatollah Khomeini, Iranian Statesman
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"When put inside of an animal, their meat, milk or other products shall not be consumed by either man nor animal for up to 30 days. Nor by nursing animals for at least 15, Least illness and death may befall upon your herd and your neighbor's herds"

- Veterinary antibiotic label
 
Goattobeloved said:
"When put inside of an animal, their meat, milk or other products shall not be consumed by either man nor animal for up to 30 days. Nor by nursing animals for at least 15, Least illness and death may befall upon your herd and your neighbor's herds"

- Veterinary antibiotic label
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I say, are veterinary drug companies now selling bottles of mass produced semen, where can one sign up for work as a supplier? Oh I just read the fine print, it can cause illness and death they must be making synthetic semen rather than using the real thing.
 
ShanoirII said:
yes. sex with equines lengthens your phallus, and trains you for your first night with a woman, so you wont be a newb on your honeymoon
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Good... Good, I should be fine then, although those camels next door are looking damn sexy with those humps.
 
Well of course I know that what you're doing is perfectly legal;
I never said you were a criminal - I said you were an ass.
 
“Everyone secretly wishes for some great power to be bestowed upon them so that they themselves can be uplifted from a boring life into an interesting one”
 
lovingfreely said:
Thanks for the insight, amazing photos. Did you take them?
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no, i didnt take the photos. i wish i did though, those places are incredible.
sadly i hardly have time to travel to places like this; the last place i went was Mammoth Cave.
i found the pictures on the internet, and tried to pick some of awe-inspiring natural scenes.
im glad you found it intriguing.
i feel like people often forget how wide the world is, and remembering this can make problems seem less all-encompassing and more bearable
 
ShanoirII said:
no, i didnt take the photos. i wish i did though, those places are incredible.
sadly i hardly have time to travel to places like this; the last place i went was Mammoth Cave.
i found the pictures on the internet, and tried to pick some of awe-inspiring natural scenes.
im glad you found it intriguing.
i feel like people often forget how wide the world is, and remembering this can make problems seem less all-encompassing and more bearable
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You definitely right. We need to head to places like that to escape
 
"That's no room, that is like something out of Dante's Inferno. That is a bizarre, twisted, leather and chrome vision drawn from the depths, nay, from the very bowels of hell."
 
“We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never going to die because they are never going to be born. The potential people who could have been here in my place but who will in fact never see the light of day outnumber the sand grains of Arabia. Certainly those unborn ghosts include greater poets than Keats, scientists greater than Newton. We know this because the set of possible people allowed by our DNA so massively exceeds the set of actual people. In the teeth of these stupefying odds it is you and I, in our ordinariness, that are here.We privileged few, who won the lottery of birth against all odds, how dare we whine at our inevitable return to that prior state from which the vast majority have never stirred?”

Richard Dawkins
 
Ted Danson Machine said:
“We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never going to die because they are never going to be born. The potential people who could have been here in my place but who will in fact never see the light of day outnumber the sand grains of Arabia. Certainly those unborn ghosts include greater poets than Keats, scientists greater than Newton. We know this because the set of possible people allowed by our DNA so massively exceeds the set of actual people. In the teeth of these stupefying odds it is you and I, in our ordinariness, that are here.We privileged few, who won the lottery of birth against all odds, how dare we whine at our inevitable return to that prior state from which the vast majority have never stirred?”

Richard Dawkins
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It's hypocritical of Dawkins to ask us to consider the perspective of imaginary people.
 
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