Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[dartel]

"If you can't laugh at other people, who can you laugh at?"

 

[dartel]

"How does [the green Power Ranger] play a flute through a metal face plate?"

 

[dartel]

It is a pure coincidence that the dog is on the couch and the pig in the freezer, instead of vise versa.

There was nothing coincidence about it. Wild dogs were useful to ancient man and ancient man useful to wild dogs. No wild boar teamed up with a caveman to help hunt prey or defend their camp as the caveman slept.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

"How does [the green Power Ranger] play a flute through a metal face plate?"

Very carefully

 

[dartel]

"Not my concern. I'm a 'bit picture' kind of guy. Besides, my calculations suggest that it would be beneficial if 57% of the Earth's population simply disappeared."

 

[HugDoggy]

"If you can't laugh at other people, who can you laugh at?"

You can laugh at yourself, it saves having the annoyance of other people around.

 

[dartel]

"I try to keep an open mind, but not so open that my brain falls out."

 

[Reconscope]

"my Mercy prevails over my wrath"

The walking Dead from Rick Grimes character

 

[Kristy]

"Don't be afraid of women who want to be treated with respect."
Just a reply I saw on a question and answer site, and loved it.

 

[dartel]

"Good science requires having your ideas challenged, and that's often difficult for the people whose paychecks you sign."

 

[humananimal]

Information : “We stopped using checks in Denmark almost 6 years ago.
And paychecks much longer.”

 

[dartel]

"Information. Now you die."

 

[dartel]

"You know it's been a strange day when you're looking forward to the arrival of the bloodsucking undead."

 

[dartel]

"Only race horses and defense attorneys need to time life to the second."

 

[humananimal]

a song about Englishmen in India :
“only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun”

 

[LamaBama18004]

Something I read from a military WWII novel. " your soul might belong to God but your ass belongs to the Corps."

 

[ShanoirII]

If homosexuality is evil,
and money is the root of all evil,
then is money the cause of homosexuality? ?

 

[dartel]

If homosexuality is evil,
and money is the root of all evil,
then is money the cause of homosexuality? ?

According to Robin Williams money is at least the root of addiction.

"Cocane is god's way of telling you you're making too much money."

 

[ShanoirII]

"If Mother Nature were a real parent, they would be in prison for child abuse and filicide."

 

[humananimal]

If homosexuality is evil,
and money is the root of all evil,
then is money the cause of homosexuality? ?

Pauls letter to Timothy : 1 Timothy 6:10
“For the love of money is the root of all evil….”
King James Version (KJV)

So no problem being rich, but to love the wealth. We see them around. Wealthy people, good for even many millions dollars try to avoid paying tax by hiding their money.

 

[Cajlatsa]

"The idea is to die young as late as possible" Ashley Montagu

 

[UDPETS]

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so true!

 

[UDPETS]

outside of a dog a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it is too dark to read. Groucho Marx

 

[dartel]

"Do you think they call it 'dark energy' because it's friendly? They have no idea what it can do."

 

[dartel]

"Wisdom has to do with how much insight you have about life, and your level of maturity."

 

[dartel]

"I snapped the jaw off victory and used it to bludgeon defeat to death."

 

[HugDoggy]

If homosexuality is evil,
and money is the root of all evil,
then is money the cause of homosexuality? ?

Well in my experience you're far more likely to be screwed over by someone who has lots of money, so... um, maybe?

After 3 months chasing money from a client that makes millions each year I was certainly getting to the point I'd consider sex with the guy if it would get me my money, I had bills to pay.

 

[Kristy]

“Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent."
Calvin Coolidge

 

[Kristy]

"I don't believe in 'casual' sex. I always try as hard as I can."
Gary Shandling

 

[Kristy]

"Google doesn't tell you when you're a dumbass. It just connects you with 80 million other dumbasses who think the same shit that you do."
Chris Porter