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I just want to relax, but there's just too much to do.
Most people have one task, while I have twenty-two.
"I'm swamped, I'm swamped" I always say,
"I have about 40 hours of work, I have to complete in a day!"
How I survive this, I really don't know?
But what I do know helps, is the occasional twenty dollar hoe!

-Dr. Floof
 
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I actually don't believe that. I believe that you are a, as you put it, dog fucker, but I don't believe that you are a "virgin" in human-human sex.
And please take this as the compliment that it is.
Oh, I actually am when it comes to human-human sexual activity. I'm not completely ugly though, I'm fairly tall, I'm mostly symmetrical, and I'm not obese. I've had a few women hit on me over the years, and one of my friends... well, now pretty much ex friend at this point offered me a blowjob, and knowing her it likely would have turned into sex since she's the type that gets horny when she's smoked a lot of marijuana. We were both pretty high though, but I was caught off guard and I politely declined. Which, yeah, you could imagine was pretty damn awkward. Each time I've turned them down though. So, indeed. In that regard I am a virgin. When it comes to female canines though... well... ya know. :sneaky:
 
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