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Later later, Yanchanator! Have a good one!
Later later, Yanchanator! Have a good one!
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Wasn't there a Dr. Seuss book about wanting to relax, but there was just too much to do?
Wasn't there a Dr. Seuss book about wanting to relax, but there was just too much to do?
gladiador333
Lurker
140683
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I just want to relax, but there's just too much to do.
Most people have one task, while I have twenty-two.
"I'm swamped, I'm swamped" I always say,
"I have about 40 hours of work, I have to complete in a day!"
How I survive this, I really don't know?
But what I do know helps, is the occasional twenty dollar hoe!
-Dr. Floof
I just want to relax, but there's just too much to do.
Most people have one task, while I have twenty-two.
"I'm swamped, I'm swamped" I always say,
"I have about 40 hours of work, I have to complete in a day!"
How I survive this, I really don't know?
But what I do know helps, is the occasional twenty dollar hoe!
-Dr. Floof
140686
Dang, laughed but didn't give me the ha-ha. I see how it is! Lol
Nah, but you're welcome for the laugh. Perhaps here's another one...
Dang, laughed but didn't give me the ha-ha. I see how it is! Lol
Nah, but you're welcome for the laugh. Perhaps here's another one...
1406 double 8
Damn true that be
Damn true that be
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YanchaOkami
Citizen of Zooville
140691
Damn that tube. How to get the battery electronics in that one..
Jus' completed the bureaucracy, now for further projects. Yay! - not. ?
Have a good day, mine will be lots of work. Without 20$ an hour. Jus' for myself.
Ol' torn foxxo misses what's lost and works for what's going to decide the future.
Damn that tube. How to get the battery electronics in that one..
Jus' completed the bureaucracy, now for further projects. Yay! - not. ?
Have a good day, mine will be lots of work. Without 20$ an hour. Jus' for myself.
Ol' torn foxxo misses what's lost and works for what's going to decide the future.
YanchaOkami
Citizen of Zooville
140693
Ah, the 69 again. ?
Can't leave before posting this one. Quite new, but cute.
Ah, the 69 again. ?
Can't leave before posting this one. Quite new, but cute.
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G'day my good lad.
G'day my good lad.
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MrsShemon
Guest
140699
Missing smut
Second missing smut
Missing smut
Second missing smut
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MrsShemon
Guest
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Atleast he made an honorable girl out of her.
Atleast he made an honorable girl out of her.
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Sex before marriage?? How can people live in such SIN!!!!!!!! Lol
Sex before marriage?? How can people live in such SIN!!!!!!!! Lol
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MrsShemon
Guest
140703
Guilty as charged.
I see it as similar to buying a new car, you have to give it a test ride before you sign the contract.
Guilty as charged.
I see it as similar to buying a new car, you have to give it a test ride before you sign the contract.
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Well, I'm the perfect saint, I still haven't slept with any humans yet, let alone before marriage. I've been chosen as holy. - Saint Floofy the dog fucker
Well, I'm the perfect saint, I still haven't slept with any humans yet, let alone before marriage. I've been chosen as holy. - Saint Floofy the dog fucker
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MrsShemon
Guest
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I actually don't believe that. I believe that you are a, as you put it, dog fucker, but I don't believe that you are a "virgin" in human-human sex.
And please take this as the compliment that it is.
I actually don't believe that. I believe that you are a, as you put it, dog fucker, but I don't believe that you are a "virgin" in human-human sex.
And please take this as the compliment that it is.
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Oh, I actually am when it comes to human-human sexual activity. I'm not completely ugly though, I'm fairly tall, I'm mostly symmetrical, and I'm not obese. I've had a few women hit on me over the years, and one of my friends... well, now pretty much ex friend at this point offered me a blowjob, and knowing her it likely would have turned into sex since she's the type that gets horny when she's smoked a lot of marijuana. We were both pretty high though, but I was caught off guard and I politely declined. Which, yeah, you could imagine was pretty damn awkward. Each time I've turned them down though. So, indeed. In that regard I am a virgin. When it comes to female canines though... well... ya know.
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MrsShemon
Guest
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But you have had a number of "shots" to do it. And had this not been the case, I would have been very surprised. A "virgin" by your own choice and not an incel, as I am having a real hard time to imagine you as an incel.
Funny, polite, well mannered, good job, intelligent, tall-ish, strong-ish, not ugly, confident (atleast in text), good cook, caring <- does not really scream virgin.
But you know your own worth, which is good. Don't let any random skank be under you.
I stand corrected.Oh, I actually am when it comes to human-human sexual activity. I'm not completely ugly though, I'm fairly tall, I'm symmetrical, and I'm not obese. I've had a few women hit on me over the years, and one of my friends... well, now pretty much ex friend at this point offered me a blowjob, and knowing her it likely would have turned into sex since she's the type that gets horny when she's smoked a lot of marijuana. We were both pretty high though, but I was caught off guard and I politely declined. Which, yeah, you could imagine was pretty damn awkward. Each time I've turned them down though. So, indeed. In that regard I am a virgin. When it comes to female canines though... well... ya know.
But you have had a number of "shots" to do it. And had this not been the case, I would have been very surprised. A "virgin" by your own choice and not an incel, as I am having a real hard time to imagine you as an incel.
Funny, polite, well mannered, good job, intelligent, tall-ish, strong-ish, not ugly, confident (atleast in text), good cook, caring <- does not really scream virgin.
But you know your own worth, which is good. Don't let any random skank be under you.
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Why thanks for the kind words! I mean I am more attracted to female canines than I am to women though, although I've stated this enough times that I'm sure you're already aware of it. Sometimes I do regret not taking any of the opportunities, as I only get one shot at life, ya know? But then again, I don't have any STDs, nor stalkers, nor accidental babies, nor women bad mouthing me or whatever. But yeah, I'm definitely not an incel in the slightest. In fact I joined incel.is to kind of lurk in that community to see what those people were actually like, and Jesus Hong Christ was I not expecting all the stereotypes about incels actually being true! I don't think I've even seen so many self hating, women hating, constantly living in rage, racist, and homophobic bunch of people gathered into one area in my entire life. It wasn't like it was a couple of odd ones out, like 90% of that community was absolutely fucking bonkers. In fact the people that stood out were the calm level-headed ones that genuinely seemed lonely and not full of blind hate.
Although, I guess you could call me kind of a "volcel" (voluntarily celibate). Although, when incels use it, it typically means that a guy has given up on looking because he feels he's too ugly, and all women are too evil and skanky for him to even bother trying. Which, yeah... definitely doesn't describe me at all. Lol
LMAO!
Why thanks for the kind words! I mean I am more attracted to female canines than I am to women though, although I've stated this enough times that I'm sure you're already aware of it. Sometimes I do regret not taking any of the opportunities, as I only get one shot at life, ya know? But then again, I don't have any STDs, nor stalkers, nor accidental babies, nor women bad mouthing me or whatever. But yeah, I'm definitely not an incel in the slightest. In fact I joined incel.is to kind of lurk in that community to see what those people were actually like, and Jesus Hong Christ was I not expecting all the stereotypes about incels actually being true! I don't think I've even seen so many self hating, women hating, constantly living in rage, racist, and homophobic bunch of people gathered into one area in my entire life. It wasn't like it was a couple of odd ones out, like 90% of that community was absolutely fucking bonkers. In fact the people that stood out were the calm level-headed ones that genuinely seemed lonely and not full of blind hate.
Although, I guess you could call me kind of a "volcel" (voluntarily celibate). Although, when incels use it, it typically means that a guy has given up on looking because he feels he's too ugly, and all women are too evil and skanky for him to even bother trying. Which, yeah... definitely doesn't describe me at all. Lol