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140911
FloofyNewfie said:
It definitely is an interesting concept to think of sex as something adorable. Like if I said, "I had sex with my Jewish girlfriend yesterday." stating that doing so was adorable would definitely cause most people to look at ya funny. Yet on here, someone can call it adorable and most members of the forum wouldn't bat an eye! Lol
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I gave my husband a BJ early this morning, it was adorable.
 
MrsShemon said:
140918

If you genuinely don't want to be teased/messed/joked with about that, just say it and it will stop.
We are not trying to hurt anyones feelings here.
(I might, but I'm a devilspawn and you can't really expect me to behave)
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140919

As long as I know that its not to be mean and we're all in good fun it doesn't bother me. I'd rather be able to joke around with people rather than being serious. You guys are great, I think a little teasing is fine being antagonizing is not (despite what some members might think ... there's a reason I don't venture very far into dumpster fire) some people really enjoy throwing an elbow.
 
140922
caboose said:
Dumpster fire is not that bad. I enjoy reading the back and forth, I just personally don't enjoy getting involved. No one ever changes their opinion arguing on a forum. To me it feels a bit moot.
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But you get the chance to do what one regular there called it: "Making enemies", and can do as many do: "call people bad names", do as others: "post utterly retarded statements" or just be a kiss-ass.
Reminds me of home.
 
140936

I've told Fox before that if the gay jokes annoy him to let us know, because I just assume it's all in good fun. Most of the regulars here know that the Fox is straight about as straight as basketball that is!

Nah, I'm not saying your assessment is incorrect or invalid. But it is an interesting concept to describe having sexual relations with an animal as cute. Especially considering that if you told some stranger on the street that you give your doggie sexual relief by the means of hand humpies, they'd probably call the police! ?
 
FloofyNewfie said:
140936

I've told Fox before that if the gay jokes annoy him to let us know, because I just assume it's all in good fun. Most of the regulars here know that the Fox is straight about as straight as basketball that is!

Nah, I'm not saying your assessment is incorrect or invalid. But it is an interesting concept to describe having sexual relations with an animal as cute. Especially considering that if you told some stranger on the street that you give your doggie sexual relief by the means of hand humpies, they'd probably call the police! ?
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140938

Ill call the police on you ... the cute police. ?‍♂️?‍♀️


@MrsShemon in all seriousness, I appreciate the effort. I like paws but not as much as you would think. I lean into the whole foot/paw thing because I think its funny and I don't mind being teased I like to play along. They are certainly cute but I don't need a compilation. :)
 
140940
MrsShemon said:
I think they call the police regardless of who you say you'd been giving hand humpies to for their sexual release and saying it was adorable.
Cops or lunatic wagon.
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Idunno, I'd probably just try to walk away from said individual. Despite my dream the other night, I usually try to stay out of conflicts. But if someone stated that they gave hand humpies to their young daughter, then I would be more inclined to intervene. Of course bestiality is not pedophilia, and most zoos including myself would likely agree that animals can consent while children cannot, however most people in the general society look at pedophilia as only 10 degrees worse than bestiality is.
 
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