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I need a reverse-Roomba.
Which spits out random stuff that other people throw away, but mainly rare metals, copper and brass, still-working electronic boards and devices, torn up or abused / damaged robust tools out of industrial usage and such. Military encasing and boxes like out of the Ukraine war right now. I could
so use them.
Like: whirring around, doing no greater good, just whirring. Then, randomly - at 2:40 AM - it starts to cough, whirr, sprozzle. Drives out quickly, coughs twice more.
Then it opens up and -
TADAA! - a harvester falls with a broken axle out of it right in front of my building.
Or seven cargo freight containers, all with some dents, but fully insulated and big enough to build my future building out of it. ?
That would save so much work with this "paper"construct which seems to be similar in quality from DDR- to US-standards. A storm and gone.. with the wind.
Or it opens up and thirty-seven titanium hull pieces from ex-UDSSR submarines clang and trash on the grass.
I would
so love it.
But it needs a temporary shutdown button. ?
Now imagine being a wishmaster djinn and granting me three wishes. And this would be the first one. You instantly regret your job application.