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[FloofyNewfie]

140901

I probably should hit up those sections more often, but typically I can't watch porn while I'm working. Luckily other mods pick up a bit of the slack. Especially Pes, Old man, and Dogluver101.

Things are going alright here. Not too much to complain about at the moment.

 

[Daneζ]

140902

Going to for the Elvis look, or Brazilian?

Buzz cut

 

[caboose]

140903

Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated how are my favorite zoo bunch?

 

[MrsShemon]

140904

typically I can't watch porn while I'm working.

Theoretically, I could watch porn when I am working.
I don't know why I would, but I could. But, that would probably just make me pissed off and have me road raging when I am driving between areas or going home.
And at the office, the porn watching would not be possible anyway. Well, pull the curtains down and wearing headphones could do the trick. But the coworkers and minions would just start wondering what I did if I started to lock myself in.

 

[caboose]

140905

Damn did I really miss out on Floofy's sex life conversation. Listening to you talk about your girls was so adorable. I am also in the "I could watch porn while working" because I work out of my house. I don't because its a rabbit hole. I make an effort to keep work at work and play for play. Don't get fucked up while working and save play for play time.

 

[MrsShemon]

140906

Watching porn would also be work, sort of, as it would be to find stuff to report. Making the staffs "job" a little easier.
Or just worse in my case as all of my reports are probably not only on stuff that actually breaks the rules.

 

[HookedReptile]

140907

hi

 

[MrsShemon]

140908

Hola

 

[Daneζ]

140909

Oi

 

[FloofyNewfie]

140910

Damn did I really miss out on Floofy's sex life conversation. Listening to you talk about your girls was so adorable.

It definitely is an interesting concept to think of sex as something adorable. Like if I said, "I had sex with my Jewish girlfriend yesterday." stating that doing so was adorable would definitely cause most people to look at ya funny. Yet on here, someone can call it adorable and most members of the forum wouldn't bat an eye! Lol

 

[MrsShemon]

140911

It definitely is an interesting concept to think of sex as something adorable. Like if I said, "I had sex with my Jewish girlfriend yesterday." stating that doing so was adorable would definitely cause most people to look at ya funny. Yet on here, someone can call it adorable and most members of the forum wouldn't bat an eye! Lol

I gave my husband a BJ early this morning, it was adorable.

 

[caboose]

140912

I think pleasuring a cute fluffy girl is adorable and hot too... but adorable none the less

 

[FloofyNewfie]

1409 lucky 13

I gave my husband a BJ early this morning, it was adorable.

Soooooo keeute!!!! ????????????

 

[MrsShemon]

140914

It get's even better if you wait for a guy to take his clothes off and when he come at you with his boner you look at him with puppy eyes and say "It is adorable"

 

[caboose]

140915

Is this like the foot thing you're never gonna let me live this down are you?

 

[MrsShemon]

140916

Probably not.

Spoiler: Adorable feet

 

[caboose]

140917

I always end up the butt of the joke in every friend group, at this point you are either the guy who describes sex as adorable or getting WRONGLY called the foot guy. Honestly that picture has way too much feet.

 

[MrsShemon]

140918

If you genuinely don't want to be teased/messed/joked with about that, just say it and it will stop.
We are not trying to hurt anyones feelings here.
(I might, but I'm a devilspawn and you can't really expect me to behave)

 

[caboose]

140918

If you genuinely don't want to be teased/messed/joked with about that, just say it and it will stop.
We are not trying to hurt anyones feelings here.
(I might, but I'm a devilspawn and you can't really expect me to behave)

140919

As long as I know that its not to be mean and we're all in good fun it doesn't bother me. I'd rather be able to joke around with people rather than being serious. You guys are great, I think a little teasing is fine being antagonizing is not (despite what some members might think ... there's a reason I don't venture very far into dumpster fire) some people really enjoy throwing an elbow.

 

[MrsShemon]

140920

As long as I know that its not to be mean and we're all in good fun it doesn't bother me.

It is and we are.

there's a reason I don't venture very far into dumpster fire

Nah, the Dumpster ain't that bad. You just have to take it for what it is.

 

[caboose]

140920

It is and we are.

Nah, the Dumpster ain't that bad. You just have to take it for what it is.

140921

Dumpster fire is not that bad. I enjoy reading the back and forth, I just personally don't enjoy getting involved. No one ever changes their opinion arguing on a forum. To me it feels a bit moot.

 

[MrsShemon]

140922

Dumpster fire is not that bad. I enjoy reading the back and forth, I just personally don't enjoy getting involved. No one ever changes their opinion arguing on a forum. To me it feels a bit moot.

But you get the chance to do what one regular there called it: "Making enemies", and can do as many do: "call people bad names", do as others: "post utterly retarded statements" or just be a kiss-ass.
Reminds me of home.

 

[YIMBY]

140923
The dumpster fire is a waste of time. Going there will eventually rot your brain.

 

[MrsShemon]

140924

Got no need of it anyway.

 

[caboose]

140925

ALSO... to loop back to my previous point. You can't describe something as "Hand humpies" and not think that that sounds adorable.

 

[YIMBY]

140926
I suppose having a brain isn't a prerequisite for visiting the DF.

 

[MrsShemon]

140927
Hand humpies ?
Floofy's little alpha do sound adorable indeed.

 

[caboose]

140925
I suppose having a brain isn't a prerequisite for visiting the DF.

140928

All you need is the ability to fog a mirror. I have started calling out people who begin threads with "LADIES" some people were born without a clue.

 

[MrsShemon]

140929

Ain't seen "LADIES, show us your feet!" yet.
Might be some thread potential there.

 

[caboose]

140930

PLEASE ... paws lets see some paw threads. I want to see some claws and some toe beans.