Ted Danson Machine
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Hiya gang
Hiya gang
Otherwise they both are a bit on the independent side.
I know a majority of you are strictly in the female crowd and I can definitely understand if its not your cup of tea.
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That's no problem, I read a lot of stuff which doesn't directly encircle topics which are of any emotional interest. That's the case with erotic stories, it's for me comparable to reading a newspaper about a fishing sports event - and I don't go fishing.
Same goes for most "porn", could basically wake up, start an endless stream of the here uploaded animal porn to my TV, even those with male human on female dog (which actually resembles my particular interest) and go boil a coffee, eat something while watching, read the newspaper parallel, talk with a business partner over video chat, work on some technology.. I wouldn't get aroused by pure analytic viewing of such media.
Another story if that's the goal, but that's rarely the case. I'm more of the "scientifically interested" fox, the horny mess people generate in such forums quite often is merely "not understandable" for me.
But I still find it interesting what you've written and will read it. Just don't ask me in regards of "how erotic / arousing did you find it?", I can only analyze the story-telling and interest of your writing style.
If you want to see the sort of stories which I actually find really interesting, as in this case it even seems true / real:
That's 0% erotic. But one of the best stories I've read on ZV.
That's no problem, will do this.I would rather you told me about my writing style anyway.
Lol - you gave me a chuckle, I'm imagining the usual "erotic story connoisseur" here on ZV with the shorts dropped on earth and towels on the keyboard clicking your story and ...I am posting the first 1500~ words tonight there's not really been a sexy moment yet because I like a real refreshing story.
Oh, I don't regularly watch porn for any reason aside checking newly posted entries in the porn category for as example visible abuse. But as quite a lot of them either don't load or take quite long, sometimes only the audio track loads.. I'll often just stop it and go my ways with the hope they didn't post anything abusing.I definitely understand recreationally watching porn.