Bad Genie

[son1911]

Granted, but considering his history of drug abuse, those would be years of bad health and suffering.

I wish I had every Full Metal Alchemist tankobons.

 

[K9trucker]

Granted,but the goverment ceases them as WMD's

I wish i knew witchcraft

 

[son1911]

Granted, but you'll burn at the stake.

I wish I were fireproof.

 

[K9trucker]

Granted,but you melt if liquid touches you

I wish it would rain ?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Granted, but it rains so much that it causes a 14 foot flood.

I wish that American schools taught both metric and imperial measurements starting from the 1st grade onward.

 

[MrsShemon]

Granted, but Americans are still unable to understand international standard units.

I wish someone bought me a new cute dress that fit perfectly on me.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Granted, but the dress will turn to dust in 12 hours.

I wish that I could play classical guitar at an expert level.

 

[MrsShemon]

Granted, you break the high score in guitar Hero.

I wish @FloofyNewfie was with me at the dance floor when my cute dress turned to dust so I could hide my naked body behind his fluffy fur.

 

[UR20Z]

Granted, you break the high score in guitar Hero.

I wish @FloofyNewfie was with me at the dance floor when my cute dress turned to dust so I could hide my naked body behind his fluffy fur.

Granted, but you apparently didn't notice he's been shaved for flea-treatment.

I wish the genie wasn't so evil.

 

[son1911]

Granted, the genie is henceforward @Reconscope .

I wish I had a rosette iron.

 

[Reconscope]

The will is done now the iron is part of your hand now.

I wish I had every game ever made and they had each their own very organized spot on the shelf

 

[son1911]

Granted, they are now neatly organized on the shelf ice of a lake in an unknown location.

I wish to live abroad.

 

[MrsShemon]

Granted, you are now a Koskenkorva sisu man living in Sweden.

I wish I was more brave.

 

[son1911]

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Granted, you can now watch Teletubbies without having nightmares.

I wish I had more time to spend with friends.

 

[Reconscope]

Granted now they never leave you alone

I wish I can love unconditionally like a doggie would.

 

[son1911]

Granted, you are now a chihuahua.

I wish I knew what to do.

 

[MrsShemon]

Granted, you follow me on a boat a little west of you and watch orcas.

I wish it was autumn so we could watch the orcas.

 

[son1911]

Granted, but only in the southern hemisphere.

I wish we had a super continent like Pangea again.

 

[K9trucker]

Granted,a massive planetary earthquake causes the continents to merge killing everything on land.

I wish i had a bigger dick

 

[son1911]

Granted, you now have 13 inches stuffed in your arse.

I wish the war in Ukraine to end.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Granted, Russia shifts their focus onto Sweden instead.

I wish that I could fly a helicopter proficiently.

 

[MrsShemon]

Granted, you are a Russian hind pilot shot down by BAMSE over Gotland.

I wish Finlands and Swedens NATO membership was already in place.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Granted, but the NATO they join stands for Nations Accelerating Thermonuclear Obliteration!

I wish that Chester Bennington were still alive.

 

[purpleponyman]

Granted but sings a barber shop quartet

I wish less weeds in my field

 

[MrsShemon]

Granted, there are only gravel there now.

I wish I could reply to posts more quickly.

 

[son1911]

Granted, but youre replies are so fast they can't be perceived by the human eye.

I wish I had long, beautiful hair.

 

[GimmeAMareAfterMidnight]

Granted, here your long and beautiful pubic hair

I wish 100 honry mares to fuck

 

[K9trucker]

Granted, but they only fuck stallions

I wish my fucking truck didnt break down today

 

[son1911]

Granted, your house broke instead.

I wish I had a razor for my long and beautiful pubic hair.

 

[YIMBY]

Granted, but it's so sharp you're afraid to put it near your balls.

I wish for an adventure!