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Bad Genie

Granted, but you need every pokémon gym badge there is or they will disobey.

I wish I wasn't tasty for dragons.
 
Granted, you are not a scalie. (Did you mean tasty to dragons?)

I wish I had some coffee, but not too much.
 
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Granted.

I wish YIMBY would stop mocking me for my bad English.?‍?️
 
Granted, but he still corrects it because he wants you to be perfect. :D

I wish Jim Morrison had stuck around for a few more years.
 
Granted, but considering his history of drug abuse, those would be years of bad health and suffering.

I wish I had every Full Metal Alchemist tankobons.
 
Granted, but it rains so much that it causes a 14 foot flood.

I wish that American schools taught both metric and imperial measurements starting from the 1st grade onward.
 
Granted, but Americans are still unable to understand international standard units.

I wish someone bought me a new cute dress that fit perfectly on me.
 
Granted, but the dress will turn to dust in 12 hours.

I wish that I could play classical guitar at an expert level.
 
Granted, you break the high score in guitar Hero.

I wish @FloofyNewfie was with me at the dance floor when my cute dress turned to dust so I could hide my naked body behind his fluffy fur.
 
The will is done now the iron is part of your hand now.

I wish I had every game ever made and they had each their own very organized spot on the shelf
 
Granted, they are now neatly organized on the shelf ice of a lake in an unknown location.

I wish to live abroad.
 
Granted, you are now a Koskenkorva sisu man living in Sweden.

I wish I was more brave.
 
Granted, you follow me on a boat a little west of you and watch orcas.

I wish it was autumn so we could watch the orcas.
 
Granted,a massive planetary earthquake causes the continents to merge killing everything on land.

I wish i had a bigger dick
 
Granted, you are a Russian hind pilot shot down by BAMSE over Gotland.

I wish Finlands and Swedens NATO membership was already in place.
 
Granted, but the NATO they join stands for Nations Accelerating Thermonuclear Obliteration!

I wish that Chester Bennington were still alive.
 
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