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[K9trucker]

Granted,but the additional space itsnt accessible

I wish i had a portal gun

 

[son1911]

Granted, but a giant computer has abducted you in the name of science to kill you. I mean to arrange harmless experiments. Chances of survival: optimistically slim.

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I wish there were less people in the world.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, you teleport to the moon.

I wish I could teleport to the moon

 

[son1911]

Granted, there's a tomb waiting for you there because, you know, no atmosphere.

I wish Mikedncn were less blue.

 

[Taopony]

Granted, now @Mikedncn is invisible

I wish the grass were made of twizzlers

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted...It rained immediately after this wish came true, now everything is sticky, and flies are all around

I wish I had MORE blue

 

[son1911]

Granted, you can now also type in blue. And the Finnish are looking for their cross.

I wish I had seen the latest Fantastic Beasts movie in the theatres.

 

[K9trucker]

Granted,but it had no sound

Wish i was as smart as rick sanchez from rick & morty

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but you are now a pickle

I wish I had breakfast

 

[son1911]

Granted, but it was only a pickle.

I wish Pitcairn were the World Capital.

 

[K9trucker]

Granted,but not on this world

I wish i could ascend and decend mt.everest

 

[son1911]

Granted, you ascend alive and descend dead, because Mt. Everest is ruthless.

 

[MrsShemon]

I wish @son1911 knew he needed to make a wish instead of killing the thread.

 

[erisa]

Done, he knows, but still doesnt!

I wish i could type and spell better

 

[son1911]

Granted, it's spelt and typed b-e-t-t-e-r.

I wish @MrsDogFantasy would have looked closer. My wish is right there. Two posts beneath.

 

[K9trucker]

Ok guess i will start

I wish this thread hadnt been broken

 

[son1911]

Granted, but you can only see the broken version.

I wish I didn't have to work.

 

[K9trucker]

Granted,your now serving life in prison. But you dont have to work.

I wish i knew all the winning lottery numbers

 

[Danbeast]

Granted, you now know the winning lottery numbers, but you don't know which country's lotto.

I wish I could fly like an eagle

 

[son1911]

Granted, you can now fly like Eddie the Eagle, the worst ski-jumper ever.

I wish I could compete in the Olympics.

 

[MrsShemon]

Granted, you perform worse than Eddie the Eagle but everyone hates your performance and you are instantly forgotten.

I wish the people who treats members here as their personal porn did not exist.

 

[son1911]

Granted. Enjoy the oblivion @MrsDogFantasy .

I wish everyone could speak Latin.

 

[YIMBY]

Oryay ishway isway antedgray.

I wish that public transport didn't completely suck.

 

[son1911]

Granted, now it can also bite.

I wish we could drop the vowels from the alphabet.

 

[MrsShemon]

Grntd, nw t s vr dfclt t ndrstnd wht ppl wsh t s t thrs wtht thm.

I wish people would shower more often.

 

[son1911]

Granted, rain every day from now on.

I wish Tipping were a village in China

 

[Fine_VineXX]

Granted, but it attacks your country.

I wish my car would be able to fold until it became pocket sized.

 

[son1911]

Granted, but you'd still need garage-sized pocket.

I wish I had one of those tents in Harry Potter.

 

[K9trucker]

Granted,you now live as text in a harry potter book

I wish there was a perfect wish to wish for

 

[WoodenPyramid]

Granted,you now live as text in a harry potter book

I wish there was a perfect wish to wish for

Granted, but the wish is perfectly terrible, or perhaps perfect for somebody who isn't you.

I wish I could talk to animals, Dr Dolittle style.