Bad Genie

[son1911]

Granted, but you can only move things to Mekka.

I wish were handy.

 

[K9trucker]

Granted,but you are terrible at it

I wish i could teleport to any place i choose

 

[MrsShemon]

Granted, but you can not control when you arrive there

I wish son1911 was the most handy man on the planet.

 

[son1911]

Granted, I now have more hands than a centipede has legs.

I wish MrsDogFantasy a happy birthday. ?

 

[MrsShemon]

Granted, you are way of.

I wish son1911 knew how to look at calendar and know what day it is.

 

[son1911]

Granted, it says it's your birthday. ?

I wish I had a present to MrsDogFantasy. ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, you present yourself and are rejected. Your day gets worse and worse lol

I wish I could understand hieroglyphics

 

[KitsuneMichiru]

Granted, but it's the only language you can read now.

I wish I had more money and less work

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, you beat the game monopoly!!!

I wish I could beat monopoly

 

[son1911]

Granted, you are now called to the court for your abusive behaviour against innocent board games.

I wish I had an education.

 

[YIMBY]

Granted, you have an art history degree.

I wish my dinner were already cooked and ready to eat.

 

[MrsShemon]

Granted, you are now replete and your belly is a little bigger.

I wish I could teach others what I know.

 

[son1911]

Granted, you are now a kindergarten teacher.

I wish I had a useful degree.

 

[YIMBY]

Granted, you have a degree in information technology but were taught on the 1992 curriculum.

I wish that sugar weren't so addictive.

 

[son1911]

Granted, sugar is now like Bertie Bott's Beans.

I wish there were chocolate frogs.

 

[K9trucker]

Granted,but they are all melted

I wish i knew the secrets of atlantis

 

[son1911]

Granted, it's a myth. Get a life.

I wish English would be written with Chinese characters.

 

[MrsShemon]

誠然，現在沒有人明白任何事情

I wish people would make more realistic wishes.

 

[son1911]

Granted, but they are incapable of expressing them verbally.

I wish they made another season of Infinity Train.

 

[K9trucker]

Granted,but it goes on forever

I wish i had the midas touch

 

[MrsShemon]

Granted, but the first thing you did was to jerk off.

I wish I could see when K9truckers dick turned to gold.

 

[son1911]

Granted, you are now a voyeur that always get caught.

I wish to go swimming.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted. You are now in the middle of the ocean, no land in sight.

I wish I could go Hang gliding

 

[Taopony]

Granted, but you do it once and never again

I wish the motherlode cheat from the Sims worked in real life

 

[son1911]

Granted, but your Sim intellect don't know how to use it.

I wish the Jub Jub thing from Star Wars: Battlefron worked in real life.

 

[Taopony]

Granted, but you have to look at this gif

Spoiler

I wish covid never existed

 

[son1911]

Granted, corona now causes the bubonic plague.

I wish I could dance.

 

[YIMBY]

Granted

I wish I could go back to bed right now. ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, you awake in your childhood bedroom and are very confused

I wish I could time travel

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Granted, but you can only do it once.

I wish my house was 400 SQFT larger.