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Where is the weirdest place you have ever fucked?

AirBender101 said:
i got head from a woman behind a dumpster at like 2am in the morning next to a closed washateria and then fucked her also.

texas woman are mean and non approachable in texas compared to other states in my opinion.
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The Texas women I have known, approaching them with the same approach with which you obtained a 2am dumpster-fuck in Philly, yes, that will make them "mean and unapproachable." The way I understand it, getting a fuck behind a dumpster in Philly at 2am requires very little effort. Those Texas women you encountered, they will make you work for it a little harder, requiring a lot more class than that. Plus, you're less likely to need a doctor's appointment afterward.
 
Kristy said:
The Texas women I have known, approaching them with the same approach with which you obtained a 2am dumpster-fuck in Philly, yes, that will make them "mean and unapproachable." The way I understand it, getting a fuck behind a dumpster in Philly at 2am requires very little effort. Those Texas women you encountered, they will make you work for it a little harder, requiring a lot more class than that. Plus, you're less likely to need a doctor's appointment afterward.
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nope i grew up in texas. woman are not very approachable in texas. and why on earth would you assume i would approach every woman like that and why do you assume they were whores lol. I literally was walking with the woman i had met a week before and convinced her to do that because i was horny and a young guy. as i did all the woman i met i convince them to do stuff they never done im a pervert sometimes. it was easy to just say hi and talk to woman out there they literally were nice when i would say hi and smiled making me feel comfortable to keep talking.

i met most walking in the city or in the stores i went to. the post did ask the weirdest places youve fucked so I gave it. i had a place out there so yeah most the time i had sex at my air bnb but that one night i didn't want to walk all the way back so we just did it there it was fun raunchy exciting and a first for both of us.

in my experience in texas if I even look at a woman and walk up to say hi its an immediate problem. yeah you have a few that are nice but they just being nice.
but in general texas woman are the absolute worst. ive been to many states traveling for work and woman are waaayy nicer in other states. but every now and again i find a few nice woman out here. but i feel woman in my state are a waste of my time. they play too much games and act like something they are not. they try to play but they just playing themselves. Anywho ill get lucky eventually
 
AirBender101 said:
nope i grew up in texas. woman are not very approachable in texas. and why on earth would you assume i would approach every woman like that and why do you assume they were whores lol. I literally was walking with the woman i had met a week before and convinced her to do that because i was horny and a young guy. as i did all the woman i met i convince them to do stuff they never done im a pervert sometimes. it was easy to just say hi and talk to woman out there they literally were nice when i would say hi and smiled making me feel comfortable to keep talking.

i met most walking in the city or in the stores i went to. the post did ask the weirdest places youve fucked so I gave it. i had a place out there so yeah most the time i had sex at my air bnb but that one night i didn't want to walk all the way back so we just did it there it was fun raunchy exciting and a first for both of us.

in my experience in texas if I even look at a woman and walk up to say hi its an immediate problem. yeah you have a few that are nice but they just being nice.
but in general texas woman are the absolute worst. ive been to many states traveling for work and woman are waaayy nicer in other states. but every now and again i find a few nice woman out here. but i feel woman in my state are a waste of my time. they play too much games and act like something they are not. they try to play but they just playing themselves. Anywho ill get lucky eventually
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Different parts of the country, different women, different approaches required. It's nothing more than that.
All that said, this is straying way off topic, something I had promised not to do so much anymore.
 
Mr.Merlo said:
Quest'estate, per la prima volta nella mia vita, sono riuscito a prendere un dolce pony in un prato vicino a un centro ippico, ma non per molto tempo, è stata una cosa molto veloce, e per di più durante il giorno...
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Google Translation: This summer, for the first time in my life, I managed to take a sweet pony in a meadow near an equestrian center, but not for a long time, it was a very quick thing, and what's more during the day.

WARNING: This is fence hopping which is against the rules!
 
EponasDevotee said:
Google Translation: This summer, for the first time in my life, I managed to take a sweet pony in a meadow near an equestrian center, but not for a long time, it was a very quick thing, and what's more during the day.

WARNING: This is fence hopping which is against the rules!
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Keyword= NEAR
 
If this thread has taught me anything, it's that I should be more observant because there are people having sex everywhere. lol
 
Kristy said:
Your neck of the woods? I think your car was seen at that rest area a few too many times, wasn't it?
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It's funny that you say this because I have stopped there a million times. I don't think I ever had sex there, that I can remember! I used to drive back and forth between Indiana and Ohio a lot, and that rest area was like the halfway point for my trip...lol
 
wishboner said:
It's funny that you say this because I have stopped there a million times. I don't think I ever had sex there, that I can remember! I used to drive back and forth between Indiana and Ohio a lot, and that rest area was like the halfway point for my trip...lol
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You spent seven days to come up with THAT story? *rubs my chin* Hmmmmm, I don't think I'm buying it!
 
Kristy said:
You spent seven days to come up with THAT story? *rubs my chin* Hmmmmm, I don't think I'm buying it!
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Sorry, somehow I missed you quoting me...but in the meantime, I got to thinking, have I fucked there? I've pretty much fucked everywhere over the years...lol Hehe, and yes, I have! Way back when probably 2/3 of the young millennials on this site weren't even born yet! I rented a Uhaul and a car trailer in the late 90s when I first moved to Ohio from Indiana. I had made several trips moving my stuff that weekend. On the last trip, I remember stopping there late at night and pulling into the trucker's lot because of having the car trailer on the back of the Uhaul and getting it on with my girlfriend in the back of the truck on top of a bunch of moving blankets!!! It turns out those things are very itchy, by the way!
 
In the cinema. but it was literally 20 seconds. My friend was wearing a skirt, and I was so excited that after she sat on my lap and I "entered" her, I came right away, even without any movements. She had to squat for a few minutes, between the rows of chairs, so that the sperm would flow out))) I feel sorry for the cleaner...)
 
wishboner said:
Sorry, somehow I missed you quoting me...but in the meantime, I got to thinking, have I fucked there? I've pretty much fucked everywhere over the years...lol Hehe, and yes, I have! Way back when probably 2/3 of the young millennials on this site weren't even born yet! I rented a Uhaul and a car trailer in the late 90s when I first moved to Ohio from Indiana. I had made several trips moving my stuff that weekend. On the last trip, I remember stopping there late at night and pulling into the trucker's lot because of having the car trailer on the back of the Uhaul and getting it on with my girlfriend in the back of the truck on top of a bunch of moving blankets!!! It turns out those things are very itchy, by the way!
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Now see? Didn't it feel better to get that out?
The old "rest area fuck!" Always a classic!
 
Doggo513 said:
So the question is in the title, where is the weirdest / best place you have ever fucked someone ?? I’m curious as to how far y’all would go for that pleasure.
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In a 12 foot lil fishing boat, on a lake with limited access, but all of the people who had access knew me & my family.
Did the thing, but she wasn’t done so I took care of her orally… and it took so long… know somebody saw! Really Cool! We’ve been married for over 40 years now.
 
In Spain on holiday getting my back blown out by a Spanish dude I don't know and can't understand in a random alleyway. We couldn't understand eachother but when I flashed him he got the idea of what I wanted lmao
 
On a walking trail overlooking a carpark at a historic residence that's been converted to a museum. Outdoors and public is very hot, the risk of being spotted by cars and folk walking to/from the carpark was epic
 
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