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Where is the weirdest place you have ever fucked?

Mr.Merlo said:
Quest'estate, per la prima volta nella mia vita, sono riuscito a prendere un dolce pony in un prato vicino a un centro ippico, ma non per molto tempo, è stata una cosa molto veloce, e per di più durante il giorno...
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Google Translation: This summer, for the first time in my life, I managed to take a sweet pony in a meadow near an equestrian center, but not for a long time, it was a very quick thing, and what's more during the day.

WARNING: This is fence hopping which is against the rules!
 
EponasDevotee said:
Google Translation: This summer, for the first time in my life, I managed to take a sweet pony in a meadow near an equestrian center, but not for a long time, it was a very quick thing, and what's more during the day.

WARNING: This is fence hopping which is against the rules!
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Keyword= NEAR
 
Kristy said:
Your neck of the woods? I think your car was seen at that rest area a few too many times, wasn't it?
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It's funny that you say this because I have stopped there a million times. I don't think I ever had sex there, that I can remember! I used to drive back and forth between Indiana and Ohio a lot, and that rest area was like the halfway point for my trip...lol
 
wishboner said:
It's funny that you say this because I have stopped there a million times. I don't think I ever had sex there, that I can remember! I used to drive back and forth between Indiana and Ohio a lot, and that rest area was like the halfway point for my trip...lol
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You spent seven days to come up with THAT story? *rubs my chin* Hmmmmm, I don't think I'm buying it!
 
Kristy said:
You spent seven days to come up with THAT story? *rubs my chin* Hmmmmm, I don't think I'm buying it!
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Sorry, somehow I missed you quoting me...but in the meantime, I got to thinking, have I fucked there? I've pretty much fucked everywhere over the years...lol Hehe, and yes, I have! Way back when probably 2/3 of the young millennials on this site weren't even born yet! I rented a Uhaul and a car trailer in the late 90s when I first moved to Ohio from Indiana. I had made several trips moving my stuff that weekend. On the last trip, I remember stopping there late at night and pulling into the trucker's lot because of having the car trailer on the back of the Uhaul and getting it on with my girlfriend in the back of the truck on top of a bunch of moving blankets!!! It turns out those things are very itchy, by the way!
 
In the cinema. but it was literally 20 seconds. My friend was wearing a skirt, and I was so excited that after she sat on my lap and I "entered" her, I came right away, even without any movements. She had to squat for a few minutes, between the rows of chairs, so that the sperm would flow out))) I feel sorry for the cleaner...)
 
wishboner said:
Sorry, somehow I missed you quoting me...but in the meantime, I got to thinking, have I fucked there? I've pretty much fucked everywhere over the years...lol Hehe, and yes, I have! Way back when probably 2/3 of the young millennials on this site weren't even born yet! I rented a Uhaul and a car trailer in the late 90s when I first moved to Ohio from Indiana. I had made several trips moving my stuff that weekend. On the last trip, I remember stopping there late at night and pulling into the trucker's lot because of having the car trailer on the back of the Uhaul and getting it on with my girlfriend in the back of the truck on top of a bunch of moving blankets!!! It turns out those things are very itchy, by the way!
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Now see? Didn't it feel better to get that out?
The old "rest area fuck!" Always a classic!
 
Doggo513 said:
So the question is in the title, where is the weirdest / best place you have ever fucked someone ?? I’m curious as to how far y’all would go for that pleasure.
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In a 12 foot lil fishing boat, on a lake with limited access, but all of the people who had access knew me & my family.
Did the thing, but she wasn’t done so I took care of her orally… and it took so long… know somebody saw! Really Cool! We’ve been married for over 40 years now.
 
On a walking trail overlooking a carpark at a historic residence that's been converted to a museum. Outdoors and public is very hot, the risk of being spotted by cars and folk walking to/from the carpark was epic
 
Weirdest place? Not too weird, in a limo while driving a girl home from dropping off her bf after a prom. On a piece of driftwood on a beach. Nothing too weird.
 
Love outdoors at night, so many parks and lay bys. Love being arse up over a picnic table in the middle of a dark suburban park, especially when people are walking on the lit footpath totally unaware of what's happening 20 metres away.
A couple of stories
There is a cemetery on a main highway in Syney (Gore Hill for the locals) that heaves at night. One night I was arse up being fisted while about 5 metres away on the other side of the fence cars passed unable to see or know. I had met a regular there and he was deep inside when two other guys found us and joined in. Then someone walking on the footpath with his dog peered in and i reckon he saw the fisting orgy going on. I was fisting and being fisted and our eyes met. He gave a huge grin and did a 180, heading for the entrance. Short time later he is standing watching, his massived dog on a leash, as we all fisted each other. The other guys eventually left and he dropped his shorts and shoved his dick in my face. It was huge. I swallowed what I could and he leaned forward and brutally shoved a massive fist deep inside. He then yanked it out, pulled his dick out, walked his dog around behind me and gave a command: MOUNT! oH MY FUCKING CHRIST!! It was the start of a friendship that only ended when he died a couple of years ago. We used to take our dogs to parks and bush areas and have amazing outdoor sessions. We also liked nude beaches.
Another was in my 1960s rover in the late 80s (the front seats folded back to make a huge padded area). We were in the carpark at about midnight on the top of North Head - one of the huge headlands for Sydney Harbour. The views go 360 - out to sea to the east and back down the haround to the city to the west. There was a raging thunderstorm and she was on top riding me hard as the lightning flashed and the thunder clapped. We had a couple of raging orgasms each.
Got deeply knotted in the garage. I was home alone, and then a car came up the drive. SHIT! is it the parents? Knocks at the front door. The dog started barking and each time he barked his deeply knotted dick jumped and bounced around inside. I struggled to keep him on my back and keep from yelling out in both pain and pleasure. Eventually the car went and he pounded away until we both came. I think he got off on the danger too.
One am on a hot sydney night. We'd been to dinner and were horny. Went for a skinny dip at Camp Cove (a harbour beach with houses set back). We just looked at each other and I dropped to the sand on my back. Same girl. She leapt on board and rode me furiously, and screamed out when she came. Lights went on. We grabbed clothes and ran to the dark end of the beach - and there was another couple doing the same thing - it became a foursome I will never forget. The other girl was Nigerian. It was the beginning of my love for the feeling of African skin.
 
Pinned her against a tree in the bushes during the day at a public park while we were supposed to be walking the trail with our friends and my brothers, the best part was when we were doing that my brother apparently asked the crew where we were and his wife said that we were probably fucking in a bush somewhere 😂
 
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