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What Mythical Creature Would You Have Sex With?

What mythical/fantasy creature(s) would you have sex with?

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Pretty much all of the above, but if I had to choose my favorites, it would be Dragon, with it's massive size, ability to fly and it's big, sharp claws to keep my whole body pinned with just a single one...Griffin for similar reasons as the Dragon, but also the barbed feline cock of its lion body...and Werewolf because I absolutely love canines and a Werewolf is basically just a massive and even wilder canine to breed me ;3
 
Assume you find a unicorn. Assume further that the mythology is correct - A unicorn can only be touched by a virgin. Assume still further that you are indeed a virgin. What, exactly, happens when you spank up a stiffy and slip it into the unicorn?
 
If they've got a penis I'm sure I could be talked into giving it a try, but I'm not really into beaks so anybody with an avian face is not quite as much of a turn on as someone with a muzzle to nuzzle.
 
Top 3:
1. Dragon - Fav mythological creature and making love with one would be absolutely magical!
2. Werewolf - Fav real animal is wolf so sex with a werewolf would naturally be the best of both worlds being mix of wolf and human.
3. Minotaur - A bipedal bull-man with bull balls and a bull cock, who could possibly speak my language, yes please!
 
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I personally feel that Centaurides command a sexual presences so overwhelming, that one cannot help but become lust-ridden and hopelessly in love, all at once. This is why I love Centaurides; everything about them is overwhelmingly sexual.
 
ZJobe said:
In the classic definition I'd have to go werewolf. Something about the feminine lupin form does it for me. However if there are any Forgotten Realms fans who have read a certain series of books there is a pair of shapeshifting dragon sisters who are rather promiscuous. I'm not into dom/sub but in that case I would submit to anything they wanted.
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A female were-dragon would be super hot.
 
Dragons are absolute sex gods and oh man what I wouldn't/would do to be with one ?

Also voted for werewolf, unicorn, griffin (remember seeing the ones from Log Horizon, they just look like bald eagles which I also love with legs and a nice thin lion-esque tail on the backside...... I'd do one any day :love:), and phoenix (underrated in this poll THEY'RE LITERALLY SO FUCKING HOT)
 
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