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What Mythical Creature Would You Have Sex With?

What mythical/fantasy creature(s) would you have sex with?

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None. I prefer real beings, I like feral gay furry porn. I fantasize about logical goals I could actually achieve.
 
I chose Unicorn, Pegasus, Minotaur and Other, but let me explain the last 2:
I really don't like the classical Minotaur, but I do love cowgirls and the ushi-oni types of monstergirls (examples are Cathyl from Monster Musume, Marble and Excellia from Corruption of Champions, the Holstaurus from Breeding Season and the Cowgirl from Cloud Meadow). The Holstaur from the Monstergirl Encyclopedia is also a good example of the non-traditional minotauroid I'm extremely attracted to.
As I'm principally attracted to the equid creatures, the reason I chose Other is that the one creature I am most in love with are the Centaurides.
 
I'd kill for the chance to be with a lady centaur. They are the most beautiful creatures of myth, being a combination of the best features of man and horse... The idea of licking her backside while hearing her moan and neigh intermittently..... I'd give up my entire life and devote it fully to her.
 
It would have to be Cerberus, Hades very own three headed hellhound. Can you imagine?......three huge tongues and a cock so massive it would pound you right into the Underworld!!?
 
namesTrav said:
yeah, cerberus (cerberus's? cerberi?) or hydra's, something about that multi head thing (y)
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Hydra is a multi headed serpent, with each head that's cut off it grows multiple heads in its place.
Cerberus is a hellhound with three heads, he belongs to the god of the underworld Hades. Cerberus guards the gates to the underworld.
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Probably werewolf for me, but really, best creature for me already exists, no need to look for mythology, hahah.
 
ZetaGirl said:
I'd kill for the chance to be with a lady centaur. They are the most beautiful creatures of myth, being a combination of the best features of man and horse... The idea of licking her backside while hearing her moan and neigh intermittently..... I'd give up my entire life and devote it fully to her.
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You too, huh?
 
Lobo Negro said:
voted for other:

Aphrodite, the ancient Greek goddess of sexual love and beauty. Well, she's certainly the most beautiful girl ever. I'd love to meet her.
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It wouldn't be the first time she's gotten in bed with a mortal. I just hope any demigod children you may have make it safely to Camp Half-Blood...
 
sarahsingletono98 said:
Other - mythical creature: straight human male who doesn’t own skinny jeans and is repulsed by the idea of men wearing women’s clothes, and can actual grow a beard. Aka a true alpha human male - mythical
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Who the fuck wants their balls squeezed that hard for fashion? Plus, women's clothes don't fit well, my ass is too big! Can't grow a beard due to work, but I do sport a 3-4 day growth as often as possible, so science fiction maybe??????
 
Lickalotopuss said:
Who the fuck wants their balls squeezed that hard for fashion? Plus, women's clothes don't fit well, my ass is too big! Can't grow a beard due to work, but I do sport a 3-4 day growth as often as possible, so science fiction maybe??????
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It’s funny, I used to wear skinny jeans all the time in my late teens-early 20’s. I still have a pair I haven’t worn in years ?.
Nowadays I feel the same way you mentioned- I don’t like my dangly package to be squeezed ?
 
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