It's not my bed, it's my dogs, somehow.
And if I'm daycare for the other 1 to 3 (this year, last year maximum of two) of good friends, then it's the bed of up to four dogs. And me, part time, if I remove the hairs beforehand.
Next to it? Selfmade workbench with a lot of different tools, emergency food for special cases (for me, not the dogs), bureaucracy table, seventy-three technical projects, electronic department with tools, health related medication, two dumbbells, water and tea (mostly), honey for the tea, some money, clothes cabinets, the sleeping bags .. ah, too much actually.
Don't need weapons near the bed. Different protection exists.