Top things not to say during sex

[Duramax96]

I think my dick went limp.

 

[Huskeroni]

I've seen more impressive pseudopenises than this measly wimp.

 

[Duramax96]

Am i in the right hole?

 

[Michioliphant]

Your mom tastes better, here try.

 

[Michioliphant]

Sigh... I’m bored... this is driving me to suicide... this... here.... boredom.

 

[FireShire]

Call out the name of your mare during orgasm.

 

[arcticwolf69]

is that your dick or finger you just stuck in me?

 

[Doggo lover]

I liked it in the basement more than this pathetic thing

 

[FireShire]

My draft mare is tighter.

 

[NewToThis]

Do you mind if I ring my mum and ask for some advice? I'll just take a wee pic to give her an idea of what we're talking about.

 

[Doggo lover]

I'm sorry but bathing isn't mandatory. If anything you should embrace the three months of unwashed ball sweat

 

[Michioliphant]

I sharpened my fingernails just for you

 

[Rick]

can I bring the dogs in now you're useless ?

 

[Cajlatsa]

Princess, what variety of smegma is that?

 

[saddlebum66]

What do you mean I'm hung like an amoeba? Just wait til you see what shapes it can take.....

 

[SweetAllis]

Oh by the way your mother called ...

 

[oldgoat75]

do you have any other kinks you would like to try before i strangle you & dump your body

 

[Cajlatsa]

btw do you know the guy next door and did we settle our will baby?

 

[ZooDonna]

This won’t hurt a bit, trust me.

 

[ZooDonna]

does it taste like your dad?

Love it!

 

[NavyDoc62]

Zzzzzzzzz

 

[Deleted member 76481]

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[NavyDoc62]

Listen, I hate to rush you, but the news is coming on in just a minute.

 

[Alpha Cat]

It's time for my Herpes meds.

 

[Michioliphant]

Do I have too?

 

[Zebby]

Are those vaginal warts?

 

[SweetAllis]

That'll fit..EASY! ?

 

[Michioliphant]

Wow! Wait. I want to see if I can get an echo.

 

[NavyDoc62]

What is that smell?

 

[lanenasexy]

please relax, the knot will get small in no time