Top things not to say during sex

[oldgoat75]

stop screaming or the gag goes back on

 

[Kristy]

"Ooooooohhhhh...I just found a pizza under your bed!"

 

[saddlebum66]

"Ooooooohhhhh...I just found a pizza under your bed!"

Eeek! I HOPE this is a pizza under your bed!

 

[oldgoat75]

this lack of passion must run in the family

 

[saddlebum66]

Oh, was that the wrong hole?

 

[Doggo lover]

Did I mention I have chlamydia and herpes?

 

[SadDuck09]

"Will you slurp my cummies."

 

[Dlikes2]

" You have really put on some weight, let me get on top"

 

[saddlebum66]

"Respect you in the morning? Darling, I dont respect you NOW...."
?

 

[Zebby]

Crabs are bad tonight.

 

[saddlebum66]

No, the razor isnt for cutting throats....its to make the kitty naked.....

 

[oldgoat75]

Yes,,,you are the only one,,all the others were 9 or 10s

 

[FloofyNewfie]

You're easy on my eyes, especially considering that your ugliness blinded me days ago.

 

[oldgoat75]

if it wasn't for the 10th beer i had there is no way i would be doing this with you,,,,i generally have higher standards

 

[saddlebum66]

You know what they say, buddy, about the difference between "straight" and "gay" being four drinks?

 

[Pillar]

Wow, I mean, just wow. I never thought I could be turned off so fast before.

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

"That's it? That's all the cum you can produce?"

 

[me23223]

Poggers

 

[Pillar]

Poggers

What the hell does poggers mean?

And what not to say during sex?

"I just made my cummies! Tee-hee! ??"

?

 

[oldgoat75]

Them.: OUCH! why did you pinch me ??
Me : I thought you were dead with the lack of movement

 

[420Fatty]

I love you.

 

[me23223]

What the hell does poggers mean?

And what not to say during sex?

"I just made my cummies! Tee-hee! ??"

?

You have to look it up, it's too hard to describe with words.

 

[Welshdad]

Wait your not my daughter ?

 

[saddlebum66]

Them.: OUCH! why did you pinch me ??
Me : I thought you were dead with the lack of movement

Nope....shes just a Baltimore Girl....their mamas tell them if they move, it's over too soon.

For the thread: Alas, my dear, I cannot play a banjo, but I DO have another BLUNT instrument for you....

 

[oldgoat75]

why do i even bother

 

[KnottySam]

I’d already douched when the other guy cancelled and I didn’t want it to go to waste

 

[saddlebum66]

No, I'm not wearing a plaid condom..... Why?

 

[oldgoat75]

that was a different experience,but then again so is catching Covid 19

 

[Pillar]

I love you.

But I thought you WOULD say that when you love someone. ?
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What not to say... Daddy, no!

 

[420Fatty]

But I thought you WOULD say that when you love someone. ?
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What not to say... Daddy, no!

Yeah, When you love someone. NEVER during sex or post orgasm. That love is a complete lie.