Top things not to say during sex

[Darkowl]

I thick like a tuna can

 

[CetaceanLover23]

"Here cums the airplane"

 

[Darkowl]

Really wish I hadn't lost that bet

 

[CetaceanLover23]

"Chooooo chooooo!! Here cums Amtrak."

 

[Darkowl]

Dam and I thought the pony express was slow

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Get me my gun on the end table.

 

[Darkowl]

Whose next in line

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Can my mother watch

 

[Darkowl]

I dropped my pickle pick it up please

 

[CetaceanLover23]

My cousin is better.

 

[Darkowl]

You where like a doll the whole time

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Are you menstruating?

 

[Darkowl]

Dam it smells like the fish market in here

 

[knotinterested]

Would you look at the time?

 

[knotinterested]

Would you look at what time it is already?

 

[knotinterested]

I got to go..................

 

[saddlebum66]

Better stick a thumb in your butt, sugarplum...the bathroom's all the way downstairs

 

[CetaceanLover23]

*the sound of an ice-cream truck*
Husband: ICE-CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Well I needed a new chandelier anyway

 

[Erja]

Couldnt find my watch in there, but i did see a few pool balls

 

[knotinterested]

Ok, this was a bad idea..............

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

next time get a strapon

 

[knotinterested]

I think I'm going to throw-up

 

[Furf2b2b]

Is that a Rat Nest in there ????

 

[knotinterested]

Just hurry up

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Do you actually “use” toilet paper ??

 

[knotinterested]

Do I Have to give you instructions

 

[CK4957 STD]

Not that it matters, but you´ve set your sights just a little too high this time...

 

[knotinterested]

Not that it matters, but you´ve set your sights just a little too high this time...

I've done that IRL

 

[EstridLes]

Have you ever done this outside of videogames?