Top things not to say during sex

[saddlebum66]

Cigaretten papier macht nicht Frei...

Assume the position sweetheart, you're under arrest for espionage

 

[Leroyjones]

The condom broke!

 

[knotinterested]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Erja]

Pim POM POM pooooooooom. Pim POM popopommm

 

[saddlebum66]

Ve Haf Vays Uff Makink you Talk....

 

[Leroyjones]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Ouch...

 

[Leroyjones]

Pim POM POM pooooooooom. Pim POM popopommm

Lol! What in the world?!

 

[Leroyjones]

I thought it was going to be better...

 

[Furf2b2b]

YOU need a Crane to get that up !!!????

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

is that a Catheter?

 

[DLMEM202]

What are those things crawling around your crotch?

 

[saddlebum66]

" Who aqm I Gonna Pleasure with something THAT small? ME, BABY!"

 

[DLMEM202]

Do you squat fire hydrants with that ass?

 

[knotinterested]

What are those red spots

 

[Leroyjones]

What's that smell???

 

[knotinterested]

Is there something wrong with you?

 

[Leroyjones]

You can't last any longer than that?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Well if that’s the best you can do..........

 

[IAmAFunGuy]

Why is it yellow like a banana?

 

[Leroyjones]

I have reserves!

 

[CetaceanLover23]

What a beautiful g-string (talking about his guitar next to the bed)

 

[Darkowl]

I hope you like a surprise becous there should be one in about nine months

 

[mares4me]

Bend over and I'll make you cum like a mare

 

[CetaceanLover23]

I hope you like a surprise becous there should be one in about nine months

RIP!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Darkowl]

Shit I forgot my anti fungal cream for my itchy balls

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Guy: You like surprises?
Girl: Always.
Guy: I have aids.
Girl: ........................

 

[mares4me]

I'll fuck you, just don't look at me

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Does your pussy always smell like that?

 

[Darkowl]

Shit I stuck it in the wrong hole let me try again,

 

[mares4me]

I used to be quite the stud on my old farm