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Showing a non-zoo a zoo toy?

TeamZoo said:
Anyone ever show a non-zoo a zoo toy?
What was their reaction? Did they recognize what it was?
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No but if someone finds it for some reason i just say i search for big dildo so i dont look to much why its shaped like it is! But than i can not denai anymore that i am totaly gay :/ Sad even that anlone most people in my life woud hate me for just that :(
 
Julian161 said:
No but if someone finds it for some reason i just say i search for big dildo so i dont look to much why its shaped like it is! But than i can not denai anymore that i am totaly gay :/ Sad even that anlone most people in my life woud hate me for just that :(
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Having a dildo doesn't mean you're gay. It's just part of your body that you enjoy being stimulated. Being gay doesn't even mean liking having something up your butt.
 
Furble said:
Having a dildo doesn't mean you're gay. It's just part of your body that you enjoy being stimulated. Being gay doesn't even mean liking having something up your butt.
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Thats true but i am a bad laier and most people woud say to everything its gay.... if 2 males sleep in a large bed because there is no other option some people woud say ist gay... In my eyes even if to male give each other a foot masage i dont think they are gay btw i dont care about hetero bi gay or animal lover people can do what they want so long no one gets hurt or have to do stuff against there will. But that is not the way most people think!
 
Julian161 said:
Thats true but i am a bad laier and most people woud say to everything its gay.... if 2 males sleep in a large bed because there is no other option some people woud say ist gay... In my eyes even if to male give each other a foot masage i dont think they are gay btw i dont care about hetero bi gay or animal lover people can do what they want so long no one gets hurt or have to do stuff against there will. But that is not the way most people think!
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Hmm, sorry to hear you're in that situation. Better hide your dildos then until you're in a more openminded/friendly environment!
 
Funny storry i worket at some ones home in electric and no room was cleant. It was a mess in all rooms. So i have to play tetris. First i was thinking one room upstairs is the room for the second child. First i was thinking these stuff is for horse dressure but than i start to understand that these are domia sex toys.... i just aks the women onws the stuff and we are cool. she is not my type to big and i am gay but she liked to see men get fucked by large dicks or dildos :) I wounder what is if i am a ashole and say these dudes are .... or stop wörking there..... its a bit strange that she is a domina as second job have a man and 2 kids... the kids see the toys ... hmmm all what laying around was some stuff to hit the slave or fixed him nothign realy exotic but if the wrong working dude see that it brings trouble..... another storry i lived a long time in hamburg. I was sometimes over by a neighbor and than i use his toilett. after finisching i whash my hands and see in the bath tube a dildo like thing on the wather line... he was not my type but it ends in a funny talking :p the only thing whats laying for everyone to show is sports gear at my place ( ecept i forgett to put the dildo back :p ) . But it brings problems because its all laying on my bed and i have no motocycle so whats that stuff for why is there a diversuit and so on... Some people know that i am a gear fetishist but if some one seems like to hate that i tell him i just to lasy to put it somewere else. I find out you can make jokes about something and on there reactions you can direct the point and get normaly the info is he neutral bad or nice! In most cases i guess be aware of details. If you see some cool biker and tell him hot bike and hot gear look for his reaction.... it dont take long to understand if he is in gear or not.. about have some one problems with gays make jokes about it see his reaktion and say sorry for the bad joke. if you tell someone you are neutral not pro or agaisnt you look neutral. To a neutral person most people show a bit of there true nature!... Maybe ist a bit longer than i was palning sorry for that.
 
For me.. the non experienced sex toy friends are always freaked out by size.. length and girth. I always comment how good girth feels and just say length is to hold onto, or brace against a pillow if grinding. After that if they dont have their head explode.. and this is showing more human size toys without any animal characteristics. I bring out a toy roughly big human size with a small swell "knot". That isnt overly long. Then decribe the girth and fullness etc. And how good it feels.
If they are fine with that we laugh and go look at the infamous "baaaad draaagon" and just blow off the animal part. Dragon for real? Are you fucking x y or z porn/tv star. Pfft. Its all about sensaton. Dont sweat it. You arent really doing anything bad. Its just play. Then they ponder it alot. Ive bought some entry level toys for those wanting to feel it. Like the elypse dog dildos.. as the knot swells. Once they experience it.. its usually over from there. Zero issues. Later.. 6 months or so we might stumble across a dog video. ;)
 
I have a zetapaws toy that was a gift from a zooey friend. No one who's seen it has recognized it for what it is, but they were all at least normal furries anyway so no real tell there
 
I literally display a lot of my tentacle toys, and one of my knotty ones (most of my others have cum tubes and don’t look as good, haha) I’m very loud and proud about being a monster fucker, everyone knows my sexual interests are rather unique so I guess it just doesn’t register.

If I’m totally honest I think exactly 0 of my friends would be surprised if it ever came out that I’m a zoo. I imagine some of them have an inkling.
 
many women in swingers club don't even know these are dog cock or horse cock shaped dildos... of course about 90% of men do:D women are more interested in fancy shaped huge dildos i guess... so some that eventually learn that these are dog or horse cock still dont care, they are just toys after all..... i can count on one hand those who got interested and curious to verify it with photos or clips
 
aliccia said:
many women in swingers club don't even know these are dog cock or horse cock shaped dildos... of course about 90% of men do:D women are more interested in fancy shaped huge dildos i guess... so some that eventually learn that these are dog or horse cock still dont care, they are just toys after all..... i can count on one hand those who got interested and curious to verify it with photos or clips
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Funny 90% of men know ?
 
I have, I just say it's a werewolf and a centaur. I tell people I like fantasy themed toys, that it helps me write , if someone seems uncomfortable I just say, "hay it's cool, I'll put it away." And then make a self deprecating joke, and 9 times out of 10 people move on. Granted the people who have seen it know I can be weird so they chock it up as another strange quirk of mine. It should be noted I don't just show them to anyone to begin with.
 
I get out my gym bag full of toys. I take the toys out one by one, to seem as if I am looking for a specific toy. I do this with the guy looking in the bag so my canine dildo is visible with all the others. No one has ever commented or selected it. Maybe someday.
 
cindy85 said:
I get out my gym bag full of toys. I take the toys out one by one, to seem as if I am looking for a specific toy. I do this with the guy looking in the bag so my canine dildo is visible with all the others. No one has ever commented or selected it. Maybe someday.
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What kind of breed is your canine one? 😅
 
A lot of people that are not zoo's know how a dog or horse dick looks like, so showing them would not give any "what is this strange toy supposed to look like?"-questions.
 
MDF-MS said:
A lot of people that are not zoo's know how a dog or horse dick looks like, so showing them would not give any "what is this strange toy supposed to look like?"-questions.
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I didn’t know about the knot until I started watching zoo videos :ROFLMAO: I was quite shocked the first time I saw one get stuck into Stray X:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
I have an XL Vergil, XL Egg plug, Large Stan, a 16" horse toy from amazon and another small canine toy with a knot. In my old studio apartment they were on display near my bed in a bookcase. In my new apartment I have a room to myself but they are still on display!
 
Ive said I won a raffle at a titty bar before, as well as just being blunt and saying that it feels so much better than just a human dildo, just a short cucumber with a different colour
 
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