Sad Bastard Club

[Wasbitchpolly]

Turn that off and put something more lively on

 

[Darkowl]

Its the sad bastards club not happy bastreds club

 

[mares4me]

*plays For the Damaged Coda by Blonde Redhead*

 

[Darkowl]

Ah much better

 

[IAmAFunGuy]

@Darkowl I'll buy you a drink if you fuck me

 

[mares4me]

*turns up the music so loud that the cops are called*

 

[Darkowl]

Whoo this is a party

 

[IAmAFunGuy]

It is indeed, even though I can't legally drink XD

 

[mares4me]

Looks like the cops are partying with us

 

[Darkowl]

Yup look happy to me

 

[mares4me]

*gives everyone free shots*

 

[Darkowl]

Takes the shot

 

[mares4me]

*gives everyone a bucket to throw up in*

 

[mares4me]

There is no greater tragedy than a person who always tries to do something, but never succeeds in doing it.

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

I'll have a sarsaparilla since I'm on Zoloft right now.

 

[ShadowFox88]

Cherry Coke on the Rocks, please!

 

[mares4me]

I have no friends. Yup, I definitely belong here.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I have no friends. Yup, I definitely belong here.

Awwwww

 

[ShadowFox88]

I have no friends. Yup, I definitely belong here.

You have us! Bartender, get my friend here a big malted Milkshake!

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Coming up

 

[Erja]

Can i have a cup of coffee please

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Milk and sugar ?

 

[Erja]

Black please.

 

[BigbadWolfe]

Gin makes me sad, Brandy makes me randy

Three Brandy's here please

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Three Brandy's here please

???

 

[Erja]

I ll pick you up

 

[mares4me]

*drinks away my sorrows*

 

[Erja]

Give me a daiquiry please

 

[Erja]

Just keep them coming

 

[DLMEM202]

? bollocks