Sad Bastard Club

[orsomajor]

A good pint of British Beer followed with a double JD and coke, please. Cheers !

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Coming up

 

[K9funfan]

How diverse is the bartender’s repertoire?
A “Blowjob” followed by an “Orgasm”, please.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Sex on the beach perhaps

 

[orsomajor]

Where do I sign up ?

 

[K9funfan]

There’s no list, just bang your empty glass/mug on the nar and whistle.

On second thought, nah. Bad idea.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

On second thoughts, no sex on the beach.......I get sand in my arse

 

[K9funfan]

Rough sex

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Like bloody sandpaper ?

 

[K9funfan]

Ouch!!!

 

[mares4me]

*stumbles out of the kitchen in a drunken stupor*

Did someone or-order the wiiiings?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Sit down and I’ll get you some black coffee, wings are on the way

 

[Erja]

Coffee sounds great

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Milk and sugar ?

 

[Erja]

Once you ve had black, you wont go back: black it is please

 

[Stormkat70]

Straight kahlua, please, ice cold.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Want a muffin to go with that ?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’ll just get some ice

 

[Erja]

Probably melted by now

 

[mares4me]

Alright, I found someone's horse wandering around in the parking lot. Whose is it?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

John Wayne’s in the back room getting a lap dance it cou ld be his

 

[Erja]

Yes and i am te pope, what do i get ????

 

[mares4me]

This place is dead. I knew this day would cum.

RIP my beautiful bar. Thou wilt be missed.

 

[Darkowl]

Hey im busy here I will help with the bar

gets up and falls down

 

[mares4me]

And it's alive yet again!

 

[Darkowl]

?

 

[mares4me]

*cleans up the vomit on the stool and floor*

 

[Darkowl]

Anouthefb driink keeper bar

 

[mares4me]

*slides you another drink and hopes for the best*

 

[Darkowl]

Chugs the drink and turns on some derpresing music