Sad Bastard Club

[Bloodwolf]

You know, ill take one. Even though it dosent have alcohol in it!

I have mason jar of moonshine if you want to share.

 

[Mikaru]

Nothing but some good ol Pendleton Whiskey for me

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

I'll take whatever, my mare wants a cold hard apple cider ?

 

[Bloodwolf]

I'll take whatever, my mare wants a cold hard apple cider ?

???

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

mmm, yep, fresh from the source

If there's one thing I'd love that is "fresh from the source" is breastmilk from a porn star with gigantic breasts...as she's plunging her nipples into my mouth and flushing my gullet out with her breastmilk.

 

[-TD-]

Shep would be so proud

 

[Mikki]

Shep would be so proud

Shep, indeed the old bastard ? ?

 

[-TD-]

Shep, indeed the old bastard ? ?

I bet he's furiously switching the tv stations wondering why there's no football on. ?

 

[OpelManiac]

Bullshit hes still figuring the remote out, they have too many buttons nowadays lmao

 

[sizzlestud]

Whats good today? I need a morning wake up drink.

 

[Mikki]

I bet he's furiously switching the tv stations wondering why there's no football on. ?

Until yesterday TD they started playing again ? Shep back in front of his tv ?

 

[sizzlestud]

*walks in and wipes the dust from the bar and looks around at all the cobwebs in the corners*

 

[SweetAllis]

Miss you Shep, ye ole Git! ?

*put's shovel in bar for when you get back*

Let's face it, you'll need it at the ready! ?

 

[SweetAllis]

Come here already, you're impossible banter and jokes are missed!

 

[Michioliphant]

Walks in and sighs, “Home”.

 

[oldgoat75]

Likewise,,pass the bottle

 

[SweetAllis]

Seeing as it's your first time Michi and OG..bartender drinks are on me!

 

[oldgoat75]

Thanks,, though i never thought i'd meet a nice girl like you in a dive like this..

 

[SweetAllis]

Thanks,, though i never thought i'd meet a nice girl like you in a dive like this..

Oh bless, i may be sweet but there's naughty and sassy in the mix too
Let's bring out the tequila then we'll see...

 

[oldgoat75]

Oh bless, i may be sweet but there's naughty and sassy in the mix too
Let's bring out the tequila then we'll see...

tequila & red bull ,,,binge for hours,,or chop of the top of an easter egg & fill it with Baileys

 

[oldgoat75]

Oh bless, i may be sweet but there's naughty and sassy in the mix too
Let's bring out th

 

[-TD-]

I once wanked so hard I lost my rhythm ?

 

[oldgoat75]

water & asprin is a to go cure,,,if that doesn't work you had a better night than you thought

 

[Michioliphant]

(((Sits on stool))) “Barkeep? May I have a six aspirin Margarita please?”

 

[SweetAllis]

I once wanked so hard I lost my rhythm ?

Literally no one is surprised about this statement from you TD!

 

[SweetAllis]

water & asprin is a to go cure,,,if that doesn't work you had a better night than you thought

We could always sweat the toxins out in a fun and imaginative way!

 

[oldgoat75]

We could always sweat the toxins out in a fun and imaginative way!

as much as i love you that could be a problem, but i'm game

 

[Michioliphant]

Is this a group game?

 

[SweetAllis]

as much as i love you that could be a problem, but i'm game

Oh sweetie, i wasn't implying you and i! I know i'm not your forte
But there's several of us in here, i'm sure we can find someone suitable for each of us. You and i can hug it out after.

 

[SweetAllis]

Is this a group game?

Of course it is, it's the sad Bastards CLUB after all HAHAHA