Last to post wins

[kyle_62]

You just gotta keep it going until it won’t go anymore

That’s what I say about my sex life

 

[MDF-MS]

For some reason I imagined a boiled spagetti trying to be forced through a colander in rapid movements.

 

[JessWoof]

What do we win if we're the last to post? Hopefully not that boiled spaghetti.

 

[MDF-MS]

No way I'm sharing this lukewarm spagetti with the rest of you, it's mine!

 

[JessWoof]

Fair. You gotta hold onto what you've got in this day and age, even room temperature Bucatini.

 

[kyle_62]

No way I'm sharing this lukewarm spagetti with the rest of you, it's mine!

It’s all yours

 

[S0undThe4larm]

Spaghetti?

 

[JessWoof]

It's a type of pasta.

 

[MDF-MS]

Spaghetti?

Pasta that is like a post ejaculation dick, just limp and squiggly.

 

[kyle_62]

Pasta that is like a post ejaculation dick, just limp and squiggly.

I got the best pasta in town baby

 

[JessWoof]

Do you live in a small town then?

 

[kyle_62]

Do you live in a small town then?

Ok, I really did laugh right out loud

 

[MDF-MS]

I got the best pasta in town baby

I know.

 

[kyle_62]

Think of me as your angel hair daddy

 

[MDF-MS]

Angel dust in your chest hair?

 

[JessWoof]

Is that cocaine? ?

 

[kyle_62]

Angel dust in your chest hair?

How did you know

 

[MDF-MS]

Is that cocaine? ?

Yes!

How did you know

I smelled it! Like a nark hound.

 

[JessWoof]

I can't believe I guessed that right.

 

[kyle_62]

I can't believe I guessed that right.

You win an all expense paid trip to Pasta Town, USA

 

[JessWoof]

How much expense can there really be?

 

[MDF-MS]

I can't believe I guessed that right.

Huh, I thought it was common knowledge that cocaine got that nickname because 88 distributed it in the early days.

 

[MDF-MS]

How much expense can there really be?

Cocaine is very pricey, so a lot.

 

[JessWoof]

Huh, I thought it was common knowledge that cocaine got that nickname because 88 distributed it in the early days.

No, I'm really naive when it comes to drugs so it really was news to me.

 

[MDF-MS]

No, I'm really naive when it comes to drugs so it really was news to me.

I'm very curious by nature and have a good enough memory to remember useless knowledge like this.

 

[JessWoof]

Ah, I figured it was either natural curiosity or a crippling drug habit that gave you such knowledge. Good to know its (supposedly) the former.

 

[MDF-MS]

Well, me acting very speedy and talking about everything and nothing at all don't really serves me well when claiming to not be a junkie.

 

[JessWoof]

Only a junkie could post sequential numbers that fast!

 

[MDF-MS]

Very true. So what was your poison, as you were just miliseconds behind me in time between posts?
Hmmm ?

 

[JessWoof]

Coffee and lucozade and wanting to win.