Last to post wins

[JessWoof]

Is that cocaine? ?

 

[kyle_62]

Angel dust in your chest hair?

How did you know

 

[MDF-MS]

Is that cocaine? ?

Yes!

How did you know

I smelled it! Like a nark hound.

 

[JessWoof]

I can't believe I guessed that right.

 

[kyle_62]

I can't believe I guessed that right.

You win an all expense paid trip to Pasta Town, USA

 

[JessWoof]

How much expense can there really be?

 

[MDF-MS]

I can't believe I guessed that right.

Huh, I thought it was common knowledge that cocaine got that nickname because 88 distributed it in the early days.

 

[MDF-MS]

How much expense can there really be?

Cocaine is very pricey, so a lot.

 

[JessWoof]

Huh, I thought it was common knowledge that cocaine got that nickname because 88 distributed it in the early days.

No, I'm really naive when it comes to drugs so it really was news to me.

 

[MDF-MS]

No, I'm really naive when it comes to drugs so it really was news to me.

I'm very curious by nature and have a good enough memory to remember useless knowledge like this.

 

[JessWoof]

Ah, I figured it was either natural curiosity or a crippling drug habit that gave you such knowledge. Good to know its (supposedly) the former.

 

[MDF-MS]

Well, me acting very speedy and talking about everything and nothing at all don't really serves me well when claiming to not be a junkie.

 

[JessWoof]

Only a junkie could post sequential numbers that fast!

 

[MDF-MS]

Very true. So what was your poison, as you were just miliseconds behind me in time between posts?
Hmmm ?

 

[JessWoof]

Coffee and lucozade and wanting to win.

 

[MDF-MS]

Coffee and lucozade and wanting to win.

I just refrained from taking my ADHD meds, and instant hyped up junkie mode.

 

[JessWoof]

Love it when my crew skip their meds for me.

 

[MDF-MS]

Just don't be surprised if I start going off topic in random places.

 

[JessWoof]

Please do.

 

[kyle_62]

Random topic fun day

 

[MDF-MS]

Please do.

Can't find too much worthy of a reply at the moment.
I've failed you.

 

[JessWoof]

And it took you 30 minutes to do so. Ridiculous!

 

[MDF-MS]

Then beat me in random off topic posting, show me how it's supposed to be done

 

[JessWoof]

Oh my G. O. S. H! You really threw down the gauntlet and I was not expecting it.

 

[MDF-MS]

Yeah, I was planning on sitting back and watch someone else make a fool of themselves for the sake of comedy for once.
Might even play with my now very cold and sticky single spagetti while I wait.

 

[kyle_62]

Pasta Man is here

 

[S0undThe4larm]

Now i just really want spaghetti.

 

[MDF-MS]

You can have mine, I'm bored with it now, and it's starting to smell weird.

 

[JessWoof]

I've never wanted pasta less in my life.

 

[GingerUnicorn]

A heinous crime you have committed to make pasta unappealing.

These are dark times we live in.