Last to post wins

[Shemon]

For some reason I imagined a boiled spagetti trying to be forced through a colander in rapid movements.

 

[Shemon]

No way I'm sharing this lukewarm spagetti with the rest of you, it's mine!

 

[kyle_62]

No way I'm sharing this lukewarm spagetti with the rest of you, it's mine!

It’s all yours

 

[S0undThe4larm]

Spaghetti?

 

[Shemon]

Spaghetti?

Pasta that is like a post ejaculation dick, just limp and squiggly.

 

[kyle_62]

Pasta that is like a post ejaculation dick, just limp and squiggly.

I got the best pasta in town baby

 

[kyle_62]

Do you live in a small town then?

Ok, I really did laugh right out loud

 

[Shemon]

I got the best pasta in town baby

I know.

 

[kyle_62]

Think of me as your angel hair daddy

 

[Shemon]

Angel dust in your chest hair?

 

[kyle_62]

Angel dust in your chest hair?

How did you know

 

[Shemon]

Is that cocaine? ?

Yes!

How did you know

I smelled it! Like a nark hound.

 

[kyle_62]

I can't believe I guessed that right.

You win an all expense paid trip to Pasta Town, USA

 

[Shemon]

I can't believe I guessed that right.

Huh, I thought it was common knowledge that cocaine got that nickname because 88 distributed it in the early days.

 

[Shemon]

How much expense can there really be?

Cocaine is very pricey, so a lot.

 

[Shemon]

No, I'm really naive when it comes to drugs so it really was news to me.

I'm very curious by nature and have a good enough memory to remember useless knowledge like this.

 

[Shemon]

Well, me acting very speedy and talking about everything and nothing at all don't really serves me well when claiming to not be a junkie.

 

[Shemon]

Very true. So what was your poison, as you were just miliseconds behind me in time between posts?
Hmmm ?

 

[Shemon]

Coffee and lucozade and wanting to win.

I just refrained from taking my ADHD meds, and instant hyped up junkie mode.

 

[Shemon]

Just don't be surprised if I start going off topic in random places.

 

[kyle_62]

Random topic fun day

 

[Shemon]

Please do.

Can't find too much worthy of a reply at the moment.
I've failed you.

 

[Shemon]

Then beat me in random off topic posting, show me how it's supposed to be done

 

[Shemon]

Yeah, I was planning on sitting back and watch someone else make a fool of themselves for the sake of comedy for once.
Might even play with my now very cold and sticky single spagetti while I wait.

 

[kyle_62]

Pasta Man is here

 

[S0undThe4larm]

Now i just really want spaghetti.

 

[Shemon]

You can have mine, I'm bored with it now, and it's starting to smell weird.

 

[GingerUnicorn]

A heinous crime you have committed to make pasta unappealing.

These are dark times we live in.

 

[Shemon]

Forgotten hung over pizza, hard bread, soft goo of a mixture of what once was an appealing meal, grease waving like a stormy ocean when you touch the plate.
Mouth watering, ey?

 

[Shemon]

Let me educate you.