Last to post wins

[MDF-MS]

Then beat me in random off topic posting, show me how it's supposed to be done

 

[JessWoof]

Oh my G. O. S. H! You really threw down the gauntlet and I was not expecting it.

 

[MDF-MS]

Yeah, I was planning on sitting back and watch someone else make a fool of themselves for the sake of comedy for once.
Might even play with my now very cold and sticky single spagetti while I wait.

 

[kyle_62]

Pasta Man is here

 

[S0undThe4larm]

Now i just really want spaghetti.

 

[MDF-MS]

You can have mine, I'm bored with it now, and it's starting to smell weird.

 

[JessWoof]

I've never wanted pasta less in my life.

 

[GingerUnicorn]

A heinous crime you have committed to make pasta unappealing.

These are dark times we live in.

 

[JessWoof]

Turns my stomach babe. I'm one step away from swearing off all Italian food and I love a good calzone.

 

[MDF-MS]

Forgotten hung over pizza, hard bread, soft goo of a mixture of what once was an appealing meal, grease waving like a stormy ocean when you touch the plate.
Mouth watering, ey?

 

[JessWoof]

I've never had hung over pizza in my life. Never been hung over.

 

[MDF-MS]

Let me educate you.

 

[JessWoof]

Why is there so much foil around her? Is she doing a craft project whilst recovering?

 

[MDF-MS]

To keep the pizza you drunk ordered very late as warm as possible for when you wake up.
We always come up with amazing ideas while drunk.

 

[JessWoof]

Seems like tearing it into thin strips would damper the thermo-retention properties severely but maybe that's just my sober mind misunderstanding the process.

 

[MDF-MS]

Yeah, you are not nearly drunk enough to understand how amazing a foil bush would be when heat preservation is the goal.

 

[JessWoof]

Damn. Learn something new every day here.

 

[MDF-MS]

Yeah, I was thinking of trying to become the designated ZooVille professor when it comes to useless, and poorly adaptable ideas.

 

[JessWoof]

Well you did vacate your old position yesterday to me so I suppose you must be looking for something to fill the time.

 

[MDF-MS]

Exactly! If I have nothing to do, I will become even more crazy.

 

[JessWoof]

Dangerous crazy like a 30 year old virgin in America or fun crazy like a Kate Mckinnon character?

 

[MDF-MS]

I don't know, which would be closest to how you imagine Einstein on meth would be like?

 

[JessWoof]

Almost certainly the former but with the charm of the latter. A deadly combination.

 

[MDF-MS]

30 year old American virgin played by Kate Mckinnon it is!

Side note, are female virgins above 30 also dangerously crazy in America?

 

[JessWoof]

Only in some states and only because they vote Trump.

 

[Uma Oshichi]

Dangerous crazy like a 30 year old virgin in America or fun crazy like a Kate Mckinnon character?

omg Kate McKinnon is my celebrity crush
(and for what its worth they are one and the same, since she is on rerecord multiple times saying she would never fuck a man and the only penis she has ever seen was a nude art model)

 

[JessWoof]

Do you still count as a virgin if you've not had sex with a man? I'd count lesbian sex as loosing your virginity even if it's none penetrative.

Good crush choice though.

 

[Uma Oshichi]

I mean men sure seem to count it that way but perhaps that is some internalized misogyny, I did avoid guys by leaning pretty hard into the whole purity thing at school.

 

[JessWoof]

That's almost certainly internalised misogyny.

 

[MDF-MS]

I mean men sure seem to count it that way but perhaps that is some internalized misogyny, I did avoid guys by leaning pretty hard into the whole purity thing at school.

Virgin= never had sex with someone else.
Not a virgin= has had sex with someone else.

No need for a tiny PP to be involved.