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Forgotten hung over pizza, hard bread, soft goo of a mixture of what once was an appealing meal, grease waving like a stormy ocean when you touch the plate.
Mouth watering, ey?
 
To keep the pizza you drunk ordered very late as warm as possible for when you wake up.
We always come up with amazing ideas while drunk.
 
Seems like tearing it into thin strips would damper the thermo-retention properties severely but maybe that's just my sober mind misunderstanding the process.
 
Yeah, I was thinking of trying to become the designated ZooVille professor when it comes to useless, and poorly adaptable ideas.
 
30 year old American virgin played by Kate Mckinnon it is!

Side note, are female virgins above 30 also dangerously crazy in America?
 
JessWoof said:
Dangerous crazy like a 30 year old virgin in America or fun crazy like a Kate Mckinnon character?
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omg Kate McKinnon is my celebrity crush
(and for what its worth they are one and the same, since she is on rerecord multiple times saying she would never fuck a man and the only penis she has ever seen was a nude art model)
 
Do you still count as a virgin if you've not had sex with a man? I'd count lesbian sex as loosing your virginity even if it's none penetrative.

Good crush choice though.
 
I mean men sure seem to count it that way but perhaps that is some internalized misogyny, I did avoid guys by leaning pretty hard into the whole purity thing at school.
 
Uma Oshichi said:
I mean men sure seem to count it that way but perhaps that is some internalized misogyny, I did avoid guys by leaning pretty hard into the whole purity thing at school.
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Virgin= never had sex with someone else.
Not a virgin= has had sex with someone else.

No need for a tiny PP to be involved.
 
Speaking of, the misogyny at this place certainly did not decrease this last year.
So mean bitch mode will remain activated.
 
JessWoof said:
Yes, being a newbie here has been an experience. So many unsolicited pictures of pasta.
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True. They did sort of fade away the higher my "citizen rank" became.
Sort of acted like a deterrent to have "street rep". That's my own theory anyway.
As I barely got any at all when I left as an Esteemed citizen, but immediately got some requests once the DM on this user opened up.
 
GingerUnicorn said:
I think like with all pasta it's important that you also tell the unsolicited pasta about how it should be snapped in half and boiled.
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You shouldn't snap pasta on half, it detracts from the eating experience. Just boil it until soft enough to fit in the pan.

MDF-MS said:
True. They did sort of fade away the higher my "citizen rank" became.
Sort of acted like a deterrent to have "street rep". That's my own theory anyway.
As I barely got any at all when I left as an Esteemed citizen, but immediately got some requests once the DM on this user opened up.
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So you've been here before?
 
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