Last to post wins

[MDF-MS]

Coffee and lucozade and wanting to win.

I just refrained from taking my ADHD meds, and instant hyped up junkie mode.

 

[JessWoof]

Love it when my crew skip their meds for me.

 

[MDF-MS]

Just don't be surprised if I start going off topic in random places.

 

[JessWoof]

Please do.

 

[kyle_62]

Random topic fun day

 

[MDF-MS]

Please do.

Can't find too much worthy of a reply at the moment.
I've failed you.

 

[JessWoof]

And it took you 30 minutes to do so. Ridiculous!

 

[MDF-MS]

Then beat me in random off topic posting, show me how it's supposed to be done

 

[JessWoof]

Oh my G. O. S. H! You really threw down the gauntlet and I was not expecting it.

 

[MDF-MS]

Yeah, I was planning on sitting back and watch someone else make a fool of themselves for the sake of comedy for once.
Might even play with my now very cold and sticky single spagetti while I wait.

 

[kyle_62]

Pasta Man is here

 

[S0undThe4larm]

Now i just really want spaghetti.

 

[MDF-MS]

You can have mine, I'm bored with it now, and it's starting to smell weird.

 

[JessWoof]

I've never wanted pasta less in my life.

 

[GingerUnicorn]

A heinous crime you have committed to make pasta unappealing.

These are dark times we live in.

 

[JessWoof]

Turns my stomach babe. I'm one step away from swearing off all Italian food and I love a good calzone.

 

[MDF-MS]

Forgotten hung over pizza, hard bread, soft goo of a mixture of what once was an appealing meal, grease waving like a stormy ocean when you touch the plate.
Mouth watering, ey?

 

[JessWoof]

I've never had hung over pizza in my life. Never been hung over.

 

[MDF-MS]

Let me educate you.

 

[JessWoof]

Why is there so much foil around her? Is she doing a craft project whilst recovering?

 

[MDF-MS]

To keep the pizza you drunk ordered very late as warm as possible for when you wake up.
We always come up with amazing ideas while drunk.

 

[JessWoof]

Seems like tearing it into thin strips would damper the thermo-retention properties severely but maybe that's just my sober mind misunderstanding the process.

 

[MDF-MS]

Yeah, you are not nearly drunk enough to understand how amazing a foil bush would be when heat preservation is the goal.

 

[JessWoof]

Damn. Learn something new every day here.

 

[MDF-MS]

Yeah, I was thinking of trying to become the designated ZooVille professor when it comes to useless, and poorly adaptable ideas.

 

[JessWoof]

Well you did vacate your old position yesterday to me so I suppose you must be looking for something to fill the time.

 

[MDF-MS]

Exactly! If I have nothing to do, I will become even more crazy.

 

[JessWoof]

Dangerous crazy like a 30 year old virgin in America or fun crazy like a Kate Mckinnon character?

 

[MDF-MS]

I don't know, which would be closest to how you imagine Einstein on meth would be like?

 

[JessWoof]

Almost certainly the former but with the charm of the latter. A deadly combination.