Yeah, I was planning on sitting back and watch someone else make a fool of themselves for the sake of comedy for once.
Might even play with my now very cold and sticky single spagetti while I wait.
Forgotten hung over pizza, hard bread, soft goo of a mixture of what once was an appealing meal, grease waving like a stormy ocean when you touch the plate.
Mouth watering, ey?
Seems like tearing it into thin strips would damper the thermo-retention properties severely but maybe that's just my sober mind misunderstanding the process.