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I Have...something you did because you were Horny

The fart gun I was gifted in 2011 on Christmas had quite a round end on the part you’d pull out to load the gun. That was in my closet up until like 3 years ago cause how do you get rid of that. Anyways it moved with me 3 times 🤷🏻‍♂️
 
besides sticking the most random stuff up my ass, it has to be by far dating the girl everyone warned me about to stay away from because she is crazy . the sex was fun but man the fallout:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
I pulled down my pants and let my sisters lab hump me a couple feet from her just out of view because I was that excited to try to get knotted. I’m an idiot I know, I’ve also had sex with a girl on top of a public parking garage
 
I went from having never had anything up my butt to sitting on an 8" long and 1.5" thick dildo. Rode it u til I came hands free.

This also happened to be how I discovered I liked anal
 
I've used a warm jar of chicken liver to replicate a vagina when I was a teen, then gave it to my worst enemy who cooked them and ate them..
 
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